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#include "drascula/drascula.h"

namespace Drascula {

const char *_text[][501] = {
{
	"",
	"ITS THE SECOND BIGGEST DOOR I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE",
	"NOT REALLY",
	"THE CHURCH IS ALL BOARDED UP, IT MUST HAVE BEEN ABANDONED SEVERAL YEARS AGO",
	"I HAVEN'T OPENED IT",
	"WHAT SHOULD I DO, SHOULD I PULL IT OFF?",
	"HI THERE DOOR, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU A DOOR-FRAME",
	"IT'S TOO MUCH FOR ME",
	"THERE'S A WINDOW STOPPING THE GAME FROM WORKING PROPERLY",
	"I CAN'T",
	"YES, THAT'S DONE",
	"WHY?",
	"HI WINDOW, ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING TONIGHT?",
	"NOT WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM THE TOWN HALL",
	"IF ONLY THIS WINDOW WASN'T BOARDED UP...",
	"YOO-HOO WINDOW!",
	"HI THERE",
	"LIKE MICROCHOF'S",
	"I CAN'T REACH",
	"IT'S ALRIGHT WHERE IT IS",
	"",
	"ITS A COFFIN IN THE SHAPE OF A CROSS",
	"NO THANKS",
	"HI DEAD MAN. NO, DON'T GET UP FOR MY SAKE",
	"YES, JUST LIKE IN POLTERGEIST",
	"",
	"",
	"I'LL BE BACK IN FIFTEEN MINUTES",
	"FORBIDDEN TO PUT UP POSTERS",
	"IT'S UNCLE EVARISTO'S TOMB",
	"ITS LOCKED",
	"I'VE GOT ONE",
	"YOO HOO, UNCLE EVERISTO!",
	"THERE'S NO REPLY",
	"IT'S NOT WELL PARKED",
	"IT'S A DOOR",
	"A DRAWER IN THE TABLE",
	"A SUSPICIOUS WARDROBE",
	"HI WARDROBE, HOW ARE YOU?",
	"",
	"",
	"IT'S AN ANCIENT CANDELABRUM",
	"IT MUST HAVE BEEN HERE EVER SINCE YULE BRINNER HAD HAIR ON HIS HEAD",
	"NO, ITS A RELIC",
	"ITS A NICE ALTARPIECE",
	"",
	"HA, HA, HA",
	"",
	"NO",
	"",
	"HA, HE, HI, HO, HU, GREAT!",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR",
	"IT'S FERNAN, THE PLANT",
	"IT'S ONE OF THE FENCES SPIKES",
	"HEY! THERE'S A PACKET OF MATCHES UNDER HERE",
	"LOOK! A PACKET OF KLEENEX, AND ONE'S STILL UNUSED",
	"THERE ISN'T ANYTHING ELSE IN THE BUCKET",
	"IT'S A BLIND MAN WHO CAN'T SEE",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"THAT'S A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"THERE IS NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT IT",
	"IT'S NOT UNUSUAL",
	"HEY, WHAT'S UP MAN?",
	"HI",
	"NOTHING NEW?",
	"HOW IS THE FAMILY?",
	"THAT IS JUST LIKE YOU!",
	"BUT HOW DO I GET THAT?",
	"MY RELIGION DOES NOT ALLOW ME",
	"IT'D BE BETTER NOT",
	"YEAH, SURE MAN!",
	"NO WAY",
	"IMPOSSIBLE",
	"THIS WILL NOT OPEN",
	"I CAN'T DO IT BY MYSELF",
	"I COULD DO IT, BUT I JUST FEEL A LITTLE LAZY",
	"I DO NOT SEE THE REASON",
	"IT'S A QUITE NICE BRAIN",
	"AND SO BRAIN, WHAT ARE YOU UP TONIGHT?",
	"NO, IT MUST BE KEPT SOMEWHERE AWAY FROM THE MUTANT ACTION OF THE ATMOSPHERE",
	"HE IS VERY STIFF, JUST LIKE MY BOSS",
	"A VERY SHARP STICK",
	"YOU FAITHFUL SHARP-PAINTED STICK, NOBLE TRANSILVAAANIAN OAK TREE",
	"DAMN, I HAVE TO CUT MY NAILS!",
	"B.J. IS IN THERE... SHE IS A REALLY HOT CHICK!",
	"IT IS FIRMLY LOCKED",
	"\"SAVE AWAY LOCKS LTD.\"",
	"IT IS THE TYPICAL SKELETON YOU FIND IN THE DUNGEONS OF ALL THE GAMES",
	"IT IS COMMONLY USED TO COMMUNICATE ELECTRICITY TO THE MACHINES CONNECTED TO IT",
	"IT IS ABSOLUTELY HAND MADE BECAUSE THE JAPANESE MAKE THEM POCKET SIZE",
	"I HAVE ONLY SEEN IN MY LIFE ANOTHER THING AS UGLY AS THIS ONE",
	"FORGET IT. I AM NOT GOING TO TELL HIM ANYTHING IN CASE HE GETS MAD",
	"IT SEEMS QUITE RATIONAL",
	"IT IS A PICTURE OF PLATO WRITING HIS LOST DIALOGUE",
	"I AM NOT ONE OF THOSE WHO TALKS TO POSTERS",
	"THAT'S A VERY CUTE DESK",
	"IT IS A VAMPIRES HUNTER'S DIPLOMA OFFICIALLY APPROVED BY OXFORD UNIVERSITY",
	"IT'S A DARK NIGHT WITH FULL MOON",
	"IT SEEMS LIKE THESE SCREWS ARE NOT MUCH TWISTED",
	"DON'T LOOK NOW, BUT I THINK THAT A HIDDEN CAMERA IS FOCUSING ON ME",
	"THAT'S A VERY MODERN STICK DETECTOR",
	"NO. THE LABORATORY IS ON THE SECOND FLOOR",
	"A NICE BEDSIDE TABLE",
	"IT'S A LOT OF MONEY THAT CAN'T BE MISSING IN ANY VALUABLE ADVENTURE",
	"IF I WERE A RICH MAN, DUBIDUBIDUBIDUBIDUBIDUBIDUBIDU",
	"THOSE ARE STRANGE LEAVES. THEY MUST HAVE BROUGHT THEM FROM SOUTH AMERICA OR AROUND THERE",
	"I DON'T THINK THEY WOULD ANSWER ME",
	"THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL WOODEN CRUCIFIX. THE ICON DOESN'T REALLY GET ALL THE BEAUTY WITHIN IT",
	"I ONLY PRAY BEFORE I GO TO BED",
	"HEY, THIS PIKE SEEMS A LITTLE BIT LOOSE!",
	"I HOPE YOU WON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT GETTING NO CLUES FROM ME",
	"IT'S A QUITE CONVENTIONAL PIKE",
	"THEY ARE CUTE, THOUGH THEY ARE COVERED WITH A LITTLE BIT OF SHIT",
	"NO, THEY WON'T HEAR ME. HA,HA,HA THIS IS GREAT!",
	"\"SLEEPING BEAUTY\" FROM CHAIKOSKY, OR CHOIFRUSKY, OR WHATEVER IT IS",
	"VERY TEMPTING",
	"NO, I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE WHO PUT USED BUBBLE GUMS IN THEIR MOUTH",
	"THAT'S A VERY NICE SICKLE. I WONDER WHERE THE HAMMER MAY BE",
	"TOBACCO MANUFACTURERS WARN ABOUT HEALTH BEING SERIOUSLY DAMAGED BY SANITARY AUTHORITIES",
	"AN ABSOLUTELY NORMAL CANDLE, INCLUDING WAX AND EVERYTHING",
	"THESE TWO SHINY COINS DO REALLY GLITTER!",
	"THIS SHINY COIN DOES REALLY GLITTER!",
	"WITH THIS I WILL BE IMMUNE AGAINST VAMPIRE'S BITES",
	"NO, IT'S IS NOT THE RIGHT MOMENT YET",
	"THERE IS A ONE THOUSAND BILL AND A COUPLE COINS",
	"IT SAYS \"PLEASE, DO NOT THROW FOOD TO THE PIANIST\"",
	"OMELET, 200. FRIED FISH, 150, MAYONNAISE POTATOES, 225",
	"BEST BURGERS ON THIS SIDE OF THE DANUBE, ONLY FOR 325!",
	"THAT'S A NICE SKULL  WITH A VERY PENETRATING LOOK, HA, HA, HA, HA, THAT WAS GOOD!",
	"HI SKULL, YOU REMIND ME OF UNCLE HAMLET",
	"I HAVE THE HABIT OF NOT TOUCHING THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN ALIVE",
	"IT'S A BIN",
	"IT'S A BET FOR TONIGHT'S GAME",
	"I WONDER WHAT THERE IS BEHIND THAT",
	"HEY, THAT CURTAIN IS NOT MOVING!",
	"MAN, THIS CASTLE IS REALLY GLOOMY",
	"I CAN'T, HE IS TOO FAR AWAY TO HEAR ME",
	"IT'S THE TYPICAL TRANSILVANIAN FOREST, WITH TREES",
	"MAN YOU REALLY SAY STUPID THINGS, AND THIS IS TOO DARK!",
	"GARCIA, CANDY STORE. SWEETS AND BUBBLE GUM",
	"A VERY NICE DOOR",
	"IT'S CLOSED",
	"A COMPLETELY LOCKED BARREL",
	"",
	"AREN'T THESE BUGS REALLY CUTE?",
	"BSSST, PUSSYCAT... LITTLE CAT",
	"THERE IS NO ANSWER",
	"THE MOON IS A SATELLITE THAT TURNS AROUND THE EARTH WITH A REVOLUTION PERIOD OF 28 DAYS",
	"HI, LOONY MOON",
	"IT'S TOTALLY BLOCKED UP WITH PLANKS",
	"IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. NOT EVEN THAT TOUGH GUY FROM TV COULD OPEN THIS",
	"HEY! THE SHADOW OF THAT CYPRESS LOOKS PROLONGED TO ME!",
	"YOU, BARTENDER...!!",
	"I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A ROOM PLEASE",
	"DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND THE SO CALLED DRASCULA?",
	"YES, SO WHAT?",
	"SO?",
	"IS...THAT RIGHT?",
	"GOOD QUESTION. NOW, LET ME TELL YOU MY STORY. LOOK...",
	"IT'S JUST FIVE MINUTES",
	"I'M JOHN HACKER AND I REPRESENT A BRITISH PROPERTY COMPANY",
	"AS FAR AS I KNOW, COUNT DRASCULA WANTS TO BUY SOME PIECES OF LAND IN GIBRALTAR AND MY COMPANY SENT ME HERE TO NEGOTIATE THE SELLING",
	"I THINK I'M GOING BACK TO MY MUM'S TOMORROW FIRST THING IN THE MORNING",
	"BEAUTIFUL NIGHT, HUH?",
	"NO, NOTHING",
	"YOU...PIANIST...!!!!",
	"BEAUTIFUL NIGHT",
	"AND IT'S NOT EVEN COLD OR ANYTHING",
	"ALL RIGHT, I'LL JUST LET YOU GO ON PLAYING",
	"WELL THEN",
	"HI BOSS, HOW ARE YOU?",
	"AND HOW IS THE FAMILY?",
	"THIS IS QUITE GROOVY, HUH?",
	"I'D BETTER NOT SAY ANYTHING",
	"THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME. THERE IS NO...WHAT?, BUT YOU ARE NOT AUNT EMMA. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DON'T HAVE ANY AUNT EMMA!",
	"YES, SO DOES MINE. YOU CAN CALL ME ANYTHING YOU WANT, BUT IF YOU CALL ME JHONNY, I'LL COME TO YOU LIKE A DOG",
	"AREN'T I JUST A FUNNY GUY, HUH?. BY THE WAY, WHERE AM I?",
	"YES",
	"SHOOT...!",
	"OH, SURE...OF COURSE!",
	"WELL, THANKS VERY MUCH FOR YOUR HELP. I WON'T BOTHER YOU ANYMORE IF YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHERE THE DOOR IS...",
	"IT'S BECAUSE THE KNOCK MUST HAVE AFFECTED MY BRAIN...I CAN'T SEE A THING...",
	"WELL...THAT DOESN'T MATTER. I ALWAYS CARRY AN SPARE ONE",
	"WOW, WHAT A HOT CHICK!!  I DIDN'T NOTICE!, BUT OF COURSE, I WASN'T WEARING MY GLASSES",
	"HEY...",
	"AND ALL THIIIISSS???",
	"DON'T WORRY B.J. HONEY, I'LL SAVE YOU FROM FALLING INTO HIS CLUTCHES...",
	"YOU REALLY GOT ME MAD MAN...",
	"AHHH A WEREWOLF!! DIE YOU DAMNED EVIL!",
	"YES, WELL...",
	"YES, WELL...I THINK I'LL JUST GO ON MY WAY. EXCUSE ME",
	"WHAT?",
	"TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH...ON SECOND THOUGHTS...I DON'T REALLY THINK SO",
	"AND SO TELL ME YOU ERUDITE PHILOSOPHER, IS THERE ANY RELATIONSHIP CAUSE-AND-EFFECT BETWEEN SILLY AND BILLY?",
	"OK, OK, FORGET IT. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHU I SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT",
	"WHAT ARE YOU DONIG HERE PHILOSPOZING INSTEAD OF BEING EATING SOME PEOPLE",
	"HOW COME?",
	"HEY, COULD YOU SAY AGAIN ALL THAT ABOUT PRE-EVOLUTIONARY RELATIONSHIPS?",
	"YES, MAN. ALL THAT STUFF YOU TOLD ME ABOUT NEFORE. I DIDN'D GET IT VERY WELL, YOU KNOW",
	"NO, I'D RATHER NOT SAY ANYTHING, IN CASE HE GETS ANGRY OR SOMETHING...",
	"HELLO?",
	"YES, WHAT'S UP?",
	"WELL, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, I'LL TELL YOU THAT...",
	"",
	"WELL, THANKS FOR CALLING. BY THE WAY, THIS IS NOT THE CASE, OF COURSE, BUT WHAT COULD HAPPEN IF A VAMPIRE GOT THE RECIPE BY ANY CHANCE?",
	"WELL ANYWAY. LISTEN, DOESN'T THIS LOOK TO YOU LIKE A LOT OF CRAP TO END UP SOON WITH THE GAME?. WELL, MAYBE NOT",
	"IT'S EMPTY!",
	"WHY DID YOU TAKE MY ONLY LOVE, B.J., AWAY FROM ME?. LIFE HAS NO MEANING FOR WITHOUT HER",
	"HER BRAIN?\?!!",
	"TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I THINK I HAD JUST ENOUGH WITH YOUR OF YOUR LITTLE MONSTER",
	"OH PLEASE, HOLLY VIRGIN, DON'T LET ANYTHING WORSE HAPPEN TO ME!!",
	"YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET YOUR WAY. I'M SURE SUPERMAN WILL CAME AND RESCUE ME!",
	"WHAT A SHIT OF GAME IS THIS IN WHICH THE PROTAGONIST DIES!",
	"HEY, WAIT A SECOND!, WHAT ABOUT MY LAST WISH?",
	"HA. HA, I'M NOW IMMUNIZED AGAINST YOU DAMNED EVIL!. THIS CIGARETTE IS AN ANTI-VAMPIRE BREW THAT VON BRAUN GAVE TO ME",
	"YES SURE, BUT YOU'LL NEVER GET ME TO GIVE YOU THE RECIPE",
	"APART FROM CREATING TORTURE, I CAN ALSO STAND IT.",
	"OH, NO PLEASE! I'LL TALK, BUT PLEASE, DON'T DO THAT TO ME!",
	"ALL RIGHT THEN. I TOLD YOU WHAT YOU WANTED TO KNOW. NOW SET B.J. AND ME FREE AND LEAVE US ALONE!",
	"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE B.J.?. WHERE IS DRASCULA?",
	"WHAT A MEAN GUY!. JUST BECAUSE HE BELONGS TO THE NOBILITY HE THINKS HE IS ENTITLED TO SLEEP WITH ANYBODY HE FEELS LIKE",
	"DOWN WITH ARISTOCRATIC DESPOTISM!!",
	"POOR PEOPLE OF THE WORLD FOR EVER..!!",
	"AND AS I CAN SEE HE HAS CHAINED YOU UP WITH LOCKS AND ALL THAT STUFF, HUH?",
	"WELL, ALL RIGHT. DO YOU HAVE A HAIRPIN OVER THERE?",
	"ALL RIGHT, OK, DON'T GET MAD. I'LL THINK ABOUT SOMETHING",
	"YOU...BARTENDER!!",
	"HOW IS THE GAME GOING?",
	"WHO?",
	"CAN'T YOU SEE DRASCULA IS HERE?",
	"THEN, LET'S END UP WITH HIM, RIGHT?",
	"GIVE ME A SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS",
	"NOTHING, I JUST FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY...",
	"EITHER YOU GET ME A SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS OR I'LL PLAY THE PIANO UNTIL THE GAME IS OVER",
	"WHEN IS THE MATCH GOING TO BE OVER?",
	"GOOD EVENING",
	"AND SO IGOR, HOW ARE YOU FEELING...A LITTLE HUMPED...?. HA, HA, HA, THAT WAS FUNNY!",
	"WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DOING?",
	"WELL, NO",
	"THEN WEAR GLASSES",
	"WHAT IS ALL THAT ABOUT THE SUPERNATURAL ORGY?",
	"OK, OK, STOP IT. I THINK I CAN GET THE PICTURE",
	"COULDN'T YOU TELL ME WHERE DRASCULA IS?",
	"OH...PLEASE...COME ON...!",
	"WHY NOT?",
	"OH...BUT DIES HE SLEEP AT NIGHT?",
	"WELL, I HOPE YOU GET LUCKY",
	"I HAVE TO TALK TO HIM...",
	"YOOUUU...SKELETOOOONN..!!!",
	"GOOD HEAVENS!, IT'S A DEAD MAN TALKING!",
	"TELL HOW DID YOU GET TO END UP HERE",
	"AND WHY WOULD DRASCULA WANT TO CREATE A MONSTER?",
	"WHAT'S YOUR NAME, MY SKELETON FRIEND?",
	"HEY, DON'T YOU WANT ANYTHING TO EAT?",
	"I BET YOUR STOMACH IS PRETTY EMPTY...HA, HA,HA!",
	"THE THING IS THAT I DON'T FEEL LIKE TALKING RIGHT NOW",
	"I HOPE SOMEONE F...(WHISTLE) YOU...,AND YOUR F...(WHISTLE) SON OF (WHISTLE TWICE)",
	"I REALLY LOVED HER. I KNOW SHE WASN'T MUCH OF A WONDER, BUT NOBODY'S PERFECT, RIGHT?",
	"BESIDES. SHE REALLY HAD ONE OF THOSE GREAT BODIES THAT YOU NEVER FORGET...",
	"I'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN. I WILL SHUT MYSELF AWAY IN A MONASTERY, AND WILL LET MY LIFE JUST FLOW...",
	"NOTHING WILL GET ME OUT OF THIS MYSTERY BECAUSE...",
	"WHOSE?. WHOSE?",
	"I WANT TO BECOME A PIRATE",
	"I WANT TO BECOME A PROGRAMMER",
	"TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT PELAYO",
	"I'LL JUST GO ON PLAYING, AND I'LL FORGET I SAW YOU",
	"WHOSE STUPID IDEA COULD THIS BE?",
	"IT'S LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER'S HANDBAG ",
	"JESUS, AREN'T I JUST REALLY COOL MAN...!",
	"THE MORE I SEE MYSELF, THE MORE I LOVE ME",
	"HOW DO I LOCK MYSELF THEN?",
	"I'LL HAVE TO OPEN ME FIRST, RIGHT?",
	"I'M ALL RIGHT WHERE I AM",
	"I GOT ME",
	"HI, MYSELF!",
	"I'LL WEAR THEM WHEN THE RIGHT TIME COMES",
	"I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING SPECIAL ABOUT IT",
	"IT'S ALL RIGHT WHERE IT IS",
	"AND WHAT FOR?",
	"I CAN'T",
	"HI, YOU!",
	"IT'S UNCLE DESIDERIO'S PANTHEON!",
	"YOOUU...UNCLE DESIDERIOOOO!!",
	"NO, I DON'T WANT TO CUT MYSELF AGAIN",
	"AHHH,,,EXCUS....",
	"JAMM. AHH...",
	"YES...WOF, WOF",
	"LOOK, THERE'S A PIECE OF BUBBLE GUM STUCK HERE",
	"THIS IS THE PORTABLILINE I GOT LAST CHRISTMAS",
	"IT'S VERY HIGH!",
	"COME OUT TO THE BALCONY MY JULIET!!",
	"YOU ARE THE LIGHT THAT ILLUMINATES MY WAY!",
	"HEY, DOOR!, WHAT'S THE MATTER?",
	"YOOOUU, CIGARETTE SPENDING MACHINEEE!",
	"IT'S A CIGARETTE SPENDING MACHINE",
	"I HAVE ANOTHER COIN INSIDE",
	"NO, I JUST DECIDED TO QUIT SMOKING AND DRINKING ALCOHOL",
	"I WILL DEVOTE MYSELF TO WOMEN FROM NO ON",
	"THIS IS A TRICK! NOTHING CAME OUT!",
	"AT LAST!",
	"JUST A TRUNK",
	"HELLO TRUNK, YOUR NAME IS JUST LIKE MY COUSIN FRANK...",
	"I'VE FOUND B.J.'S HANDBAG!",
	"OH MY GOD! DON'T GET MY IMAGE REFLECTED! I'M A VAMPIRE!",
	"OH...JESUS, IT'S JUST A DRAWING!",
	"LITTLE MIRROR, TELL ME, WHO IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL IN THE WHOLE KINGDOM?",
	"HE WON'T OPEN",
	"ALL RIGHT. I GOT THE EAR-PLUGS ON",
	"IT'S A VAMPIRE'S HUNTER DIPLOMA, OFFICIALLY APPROVED BY OXFORD UNIVERSITY",
	"NOT YET. THERE ARE STILL SOME INGREDIENTS MISSING. IT'S NOT WORTH WAKING HIM UP",
	"BUT I DON'T HAVE MONEY",
	"IT'S A BRITISH LAMP",
	"HELP ME OUT HERE BARTENDER!!",
	"A VAMPIRE CAME IN AND TOOK MY GIRLFRIEND AWAY!!",
	"BUT, AREN'T YOU GOING TO HELP ME!!??",
	"DEAD?, WHAT DO YOU MEAN DEAD?",
	"AAHH....",
	"A VAMPIRE HAS KIDNAPPED THE GIRL IN ROOM 501",
	"BUT YOU HAVE TO HELP ME OUT!",
	"CAN'T YOU PLAY ONE FROM BLUR?",
	"HOW CAN YOU STAY HERE ALL DAY PLAYING THE SAME SONG ALL THE TIME?",
	"AND THEN, HOW CAN YOU HEAR ME?",
	"PLEASE, LEND ME THE ERA-PLUGS",
	"COME ON, I'LL GIVE THEM BACK TO YOU RIGHT AWAY",
	"COOOMEE OONNN...",
	"WELL GOODBYE, I HAVE TO KILL A VAMPIRE",
	"",
	"WHAT'S YOUR LANGUAGE, TRASILVANIAN?",
	"WHO IS UNCLE DESIDERIO?",
	"BUT, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THAT DRASCULA?",
	"WHO IS THAT GUY NAMED VON BRAUN?",
	"AND WHY DOESN'T HE DO IT?",
	"AND WHERE CAN I FIND VON BRAUN?",
	"WELL, THANKS AND GOODBYE. HOPE YOU SLEEP IT OFF JUST FINE",
	"WE'D BETTER CALL FIRST",
	"ARE YOU PROFESSOR BRAUN?",
	"AND COULD YOU TELL ME WHERE I CA...?",
	"I DON'T BELIEVE HE IS GANIMEDES THE DWARF",
	"PROFESSOR!!",
	"PLEASE HELP ME!. THE LIFE OF MY GIRLFRIEND DEPENDS ON YOU!!",
	"WELL, ALL RIGHT. I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP",
	"ALL RIGHT. I'M LEAVING",
	"DON'T DE AFRAID. WE WILL BEAT DRASCULA TOGETHER",
	"THEN WHY DON'T YOU HELP ME?",
	"I GOT THEM",
	"YES, I GOT THEM!!",
	"ALL RIGHT",
	"AHH....YES",
	"I HAVE COME TO GET INTO THAT CABIN AGAIN",
	"I AM READY TO FACE YOUR TEST",
	"ALL RIGHT OLD MAN. I CAME FOR MY MONEY",
	"NO, NOTHING. I WAS JUST LEAVING",
	"SORRY...",
	"DO YOU LIKE THIS BOOK?. IT HAS SOME SCORES FROM TCHAIKOWSKY",
	"HOW CAN I KILL A VAMPIRE?",
	"HAS ANYBODY TOLD YOU THAT SLEEPING IN A BAD POSITION IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU?",
	"THAT'S WHAT MY MUM ALWAYS TELL ME",
	"WHY WOULDN'T DRASCULA KILL YOU?",
	"AND WHAT WAS IT?",
	"GREAT! YOU HAVE AN IMMUNIZING BREW",
	"SO?",
	"ALL RIGHT",
	"CAN YOU REPEAT WHAT I NEED FOR THAT BREW",
	"WELL, I'LL RUSH OUT TO GET IT",
	"HEY, WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE PIANIST?",
	"I HAVE ALL THE INGREDIENTS OF THAT BREW",
	"JUST A QUESTION. WHAT IS ALL THAT ABOUT THE ALUCSARD ETEREUM?",
	"HELLO, HELLO...",
	"AND WHERE IS THAT CAVERN?",
	"WHAT HAPPENS? DIDN'T YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE COURT?",
	"...BUT... IF I MEET MORE VAMPIRES?",
	"IT'S A VAMPIRE THAT DOESN'T LET ME COME THROUGH",
	"HE LOOKS LIKE YODA, BUT A LITTLE TALLER",
	"HEY YODA, IF YOU JUST LET ME GO ON MY WAY, I'LL GIVE YOU A PENNY",
	"OK, OK, YOU GET MAD ABOUT NOTHING MAN",
	"HAS ANYBODY TOLD YOU THAT YOU LOOK LIKE YODA?",
	"HI VAMPIRE, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT, HUH?",
	"ARE YOU A VAMPIRE OR AN OIL PAINTING?",
	"I'D BETTER NOT SAY ANYTHING, IN CASE YOU GET MAD",
	"IT'S LOCKED",
	"THE MAGPIE WOULD STICK OUT MY EYES IF I TRIED!",
	"OH MY GOD. IT'S LOCKED...THAT'S SCARY, HUH?",
	"THE HINGES ARE RUSTY",
	"THERE IS ONLY ONE CAN OF FLOUR IN THERE",
	"THAT TOOK AWAY THE RUST",
	"I HAVE FOUND A PINE STICK",
	"I'LL TAKE THIS THICKER ONE",
	"WELL, I THINK I CAN GET RID OF THIS STUPID DISGUISE",
	"\"PASSAGE TO TOWERS CLOSED FOR REPAIRS. PLEASE USE MAIN ENTRANCE. SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE\"",
	"...HE IS PALE, HE HAS FANGS AND WEARS A TOUPE����  AND HE SURE IS DRASCULA!",
	"IT'S B.J.! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT B.J.?",
	"YES, I KNOW SHE IS STUPID, BUT I'M SO LONELY",
	"YOU DON'T HAVE A KEY AROUND THERE, DO YOU?",
	"I BET YOU DON'T HAVE A PICKLOCK AROUND!",
	"GIVE ME A HAIRPIN, I'M GOING TO PLAY MCGYVER HERE!",
	"DON'T GO ANYWHERE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK",
	"SHOOT! IT'S BROKEN!",
	"OLEEEE! I EVEN SHAVED DUDE!",
	"YES, DARLING?",
	"HE'S NOT ARRIVED YET",
	"THE PIANIST IS NOT HERE",
	"A TRANSYLVANIAN SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS",
	"I DON'T HAVE A ROOM YET",
	"IT LOOKS LIKE HE GOT STUCK IN THE BATH AND DECIDED TO RUN A BAR",
	"HE WAS DRUNK AS A SAILOR",
	"THAT HAIR...REMINDS ME OF SOMEBODY",
	"IT'S A RAW-BONED SKELETON",
	"LOOK! THERE'S MIGUEL BOSE!",
	"HE'S ASLEEP. IT'D BE A SHAME WAKING HIM UP",
	"HE'S UGLIER THAN EMILIO DE PAZ",
	"A PINE-WOODEN COFFIN",
	"HE IS GOING TO CUT ME IN LITTLE SLICES. JUST LIKE A SAUSAGE",
	"I DON'T LIKE PENDULAE. I'D RATHER PREFER ARTICHOKES",
	"I CAN'T MAKE IT. I'M HANDCUFFED",
	"IT'S OBVIOUSLY A SECRET DOOR",
	"THEY IGNORE ME",
	"COME ON..!",
	"WHEN I READ THE SCRIPT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO MOVE, BUT THE BUDGET GOT CRAZY AND THEY COULDN'T AFFORD TO PAY THE GYM, SO THAT I NEVER GOT TOUGH. END OF STORY",
	"IT SEEMS A LITTLE LOOSE FROM THE WALL",
	"I DON'T THINK IS GOING TO HELP ME ANYWAY. IT'S TOO WET TO LIGHT IT",
	"TO WEST WING? NO WAY! NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU CAN FIND THERE!!",
	"SHE'S GOT NICE TRANSILVANIAN REASONS",
	"",
	"IT'S A SHAME THERE ISN'T A ROASTED LAMB IN THERE",
	"LAST TIME I OPENED AN OVEN I BLEW UP THE HOUSE",
	"THAT'S THE TRANSILVANIAN FOOTBALL BADGE",
	"WHAT FOR? TO PUT IT ON MY HEAD",
	"I DON'T THINK THESE TOWERS ARE THE OPENING KIND",
	"I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF FOOD IS IN THERE!",
	"IT LOOKS IMPRESSIONIST TO ME...",
	"THE NIGHT IS FALLING OVER ALL OF US...THAT'S SCARY, ISN'T IT?",
	"IT'S STUCK!",
	"IT'S THE KING. YOU DIDN'T IMAGINE THAT, DID YOU!",
	"NO, I ALREADY HAVE ONE AT HOME TO FEED",
	"A SHELF WITH BOOKS AND SOME OTHER THINGS",
	"BUT WHO CAN I CALL AT THIS TIME?",
	"\"HOW TO MAKE THE TAX RETURN FORMS\". HOW INTERESTING!",
	"I ALREADY HAVE ONE AT HOME. I THINK IT'S A WORLDWIDE BEST SELLER",
	"A COMPLETELY NORMAL KEY",
	"I THINK SHE IS NOT FROM AROUND HERE",
	"HEY, THEY'RE FANG-LIKE FRENCH FRIES! I LOVE IT!",
	"I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT TIME TO EAT THAT CRAP KNOWING THAT MY GIRLFRIEND HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY THE MOST EVIL PERSON EVER ON EARTH",
	"I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME KILLING VAMPIRES WITH THIS THING!",
	"LET'S SEE IF ANOTHER ONE COMES SOON!",
	"NO, IT HAS TO BE WITH A DIRTY AND STINKY VAMPIRE, JUST LIKE THE ONE I KILLED BEFORE",
	"THIS IS THE ONE AND ONLY WIG ELVIS USED WHEN HE GOT BALD",
	"IT'S FLOUR, BUT DON'T ASK ME ANY COMMERCIAL NAMES",
	"MAYBE ANOTHER TIME, OK?",
	"THAT'S  A GREAT AXE, IT'S A SHAME THERE IS NO VAMPIRE'S HEAD AROUND HERE, HUH?",
	"NO. I'M REALLY A GOOD PERSON",
	"IT'S MARGARET'S THATCHER DEODORANT...HA, HA, HA...!!",
	"THAT'S A PRETTY CUTE CLOAK",
	"",
	"JUST LIKE ALL BRANCHES FROM ANY TREE IN THE WORLD, THERE IS NOTHING SPECIAL.",
	"HEY, THAT'S AMAZING! A ROPE WITHIN THIS TYPE OF ADVENTURE!",
	"I WONDER WHAT WE COULD USE IT FOR...",
	"A ROPE TIED TO A BRANCH OR THE OTHER WAY AROUND, HOWEVER YOU WANT TO PUT IT...",
	"IT LOOKS LIKE THIS MAGPIE IS EVIL-MINDED",
	"FORGET IT, I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING IN CASE HE GETS MAD",
	"SHE LOOKS DEAD, BUT SHE REALLY ISN'T, HUH?",
	"NO ANIMAL WAS HARMED DURING THE PRODUCTION OF THIS GAME",
},
{
	"",
	"Es la segunda puerta mas grande que he visto en mi vida",
	"Bueno, no",
	"Esta sellada con tablones. La iglesia debe llevar abandonada varios a\201��os",
	"Si no la he abierto",
	"\250Que hago? \250La arranco?",
	"Hola puerta. Te voy a hacer un marco.",
	"Demasiado para mi.",
	"una ventana sellada con tablones.",
	"No puedo.",
	"Ya lo esta.",
	"\250Y pa que?",
	"Hola ventana. \250Tienes algo que hacer esta noche?",
	"No sin el permiso de obras publicas",
	"\255eh! esa ventana tiene solo un tablon...",
	"\255Eoooooo! \255Ventana!",
	"Hola tu.",
	"",
	"No alcanzo.",
	"Esta bien donde esta.",
	"",
	"Es una tumba en forma de cruz.",
	"No gracias.",
	"Hola muerto. \250quieres gusanitos?",
	"Si hombre. Como en Poltergueist.",
	"",
	"",
	"Vuelvo en quince minutos.",
	"Prohibido  pegar carteles.",
	"",
	"Esta cerrado con llave.",
	"Ya tengo uno.",
	"",
	"No contesta.",
	"No, esta bien aparcado.",
	"Es una puerta.",
	"Un cajon de la mesa.",
	"Un sospechoso armario.",
	"Hola armario. \250Que tal?",
	"",
	"",
	"Es un candelabro muy viejo.",
	"Debe de llevar aqui desde que Mazinguer-z era un tornillo.",
	"No. Es una reliquia.",
	"Es un bonito retablo.",
	"",
	"Ji, ji, ji.",
	"",
	"No.",
	"",
	"Ja, ja, ja. \255que bueno!",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"No veo nada en especial.",
	"Es Fernan, la planta.",
	"Es una de las picas de la verja.",
	"\255Eh! Aqui debajo hay una caja de cerillas.",
	"\255Mira! un paquete de clinex. \255Y hay uno sin usar!",
	"No hay nada mas en el cubo.",
	"Es un ciego que no ve.",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"Es una cuantiosa cantidad de dinero.",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"",
	"NO TIENE NADA DE ESPECIAL",
	"NO ES NADA FUERA DE LO NORMAL",
	"\250QUE PASA TU?",
	"HOLA",
	"\250NADA NUEVO?",
	"\250QUE TAL LA FAMILIA?",
	"\255QUE COSAS TIENES!",
	"\255PERO COMO VOY A COGER ESO!",
	"MI RELIGION ME LO PROHIBE",
	"MEJOR NO",
	"\255SI HOMBRE!",
	"NI HABLAR DE ESO",
	"IMPOSIBLE",
	"ESTO NO SE ABRE",
	"YO SOLO NO PUEDO",
	"SI QUISIERA PODRIA, PERO ES QUE ME DA PEREZA",
	"NO LE VEO MOTIVO APARENTE",
	"ES UN CEREBRO BASTANTE MAJO",
	"Y BIEN, CEREBRO \250QUE PIENSAS HACER ESTA NOCHE?",
	"NO, DEBE CONSERVARSE EN LUGAR CERRADO A LA ACCION MUTANTE DE LA ATMOSFERA",
	"ES UN HUESO, COMO MI JEFE",
	"UNA ESTACA MUY AFILADA",
	"FIEL ESTACA PUNTIAGUDAAA, NOBLE ROBLE TRANSILVAAANOO",
	"\255VAYA, ME TENGO QUE CORTAR LAS U\201\245AS!",
	"\255AHI DENTRO ESTA B.J., Y HAY QUE VER COMO ESTA LA TIA!",
	"ESTA CERRADA A CAL Y CANTO",
	"\"CANDADOS CAL Y CANTO S.A.\"",
	"ES EL TIPICO ESQUELETO QUE ESTA EN TODAS LAS MAZMORRAS DE TODOS LOS JUEGOS",
	"SE SUELE USAR PARA COMUNICAR CORRIENTE ELECTRICA A LOS APARATOS A EL ENCHUFADOS",
	"ES TOTALMENTE ARTESANAL, PORQUE LOS JAPONESES LOS HACEN DE BOLSILLO",
	"SOLO HE VISTO EN MI VIDA OTRA COSA TAN FEA",
	"QUITA. NO LE DIGO NADA A VER SI SE VA A ENFADAR",
	"PARECE BASTANTE RACIONAL",
	"ES UNA FOTO DE PLATON ESCRIBIENDO SU DIALOGO PERDIDO",
	"NO SOY DE LOS QUE HABLAN CON POSTERS",
	"UN ESCRITORIO MUY MONO",
	"ES UN DIPLOMA DE CAZA-CAZA-VAMPIROS HOMOLOGADO POR LA UNIVERSIDAD DE OXFORD",
	"ES NOCHE CERRADA CON LUNA LLENA",
	"PARECE QUE ESTOS TORNILLOS NO ESTAN MUY ENROSCADOS",
	"NO MIRES, PERO CREO QUE UNA CAMARA OCULTA ME ESTA ENFOCANDO",
	"UN DETECTOR DE ESTACAS MUY MODERNO",
	"NO, EL LABORATORIO ESTA EN EL SEGUNDO PISO",
	"UNA BONITA MESILLA DE NOCHE",
	"ES UN MONTON DE DINERO QUE NO PUEDE FALTAR EN UNA AVENTURA QUE SE PRECIE",
	"SI YO FUERA RICO, DUBIDUBIDUBIDUBIDUBIDUBIDUBIDU",
	"SON UNAS EXTRA\201\245AS HOJAS. DEBEN DE HABERLAS TRAIDO DE SUDAMERICA, O POR AHI",
	"NO CREO QUE ME CONTESTARAN",
	"ES UN BONITO CRUCIFIJO DE MADERA. EL ICONO NO CAPTA TODA LA EXTENSION DE SU BELLEZA",
	"YO SOLO REZO ANTES DE ACOSTARME",
	"\255EH, PARECE QUE ESTA PICA ESTA UN POQUITO SUELTA!",
	"PARA QUE LUEGO TE QUEJES DE QUE NO DOY PISTAS",
	"ES UNA PICA BASTANTE CONVENCIONAL",
	"SON MONOS, AUNQUE TIENEN UN POCO DE MIERDECILLA",
	"NO, NO ME OIRIAN. JI,JI,JI \255QUE BUENO!",
	"\"LA BELLA DURMIENTE DEL BOSQUE\" DE CHAIKOSKY, O CHOIFRUSKY, O COMO SE DIGA",
	"MUY APETITOSO",
	"NO, YO NO SOY DE ESOS QUE SE METEN EN LA BOCA CHICLES USADOS",
	"UNA HOZ MUY MONA. ME PREGUNTO DONDE ESTARA EL MARTILLO",
	"\"LOS FABRICANTES DE TABACO ADVIERTEN QUE LAS AUTORIDADES SANITARIAS PERJUDICAN SERIAMENTE LA SALUD\"",
	"UNA VELA NORMAL Y CORRIENTE, CON CERA Y TODO",
	"\255HAY QUE VER COMO BRILLAN ESTAS DOS BRILLANTES MONEDAS!",
	"\255HAY QUE VER COMO BRILLA ESTA BRILLANTE MONEDA!",
	"CON ESTO SERE INMUNE A LAS MORDEDURAS DE LOS VAMPIROS",
	"NO, TODAVIA NO ES EL MOMENTO",
	"HAY UN BILLETE DE MIL Y UN PAR DE MONEDAS",
	"DICE \"SE RUEGA NO ECHAR COMIDA AL PIANISTA\"",
	"TORTILLA, 200. PESCAITOS FRITOS, 150, PATATAS ALIOLI, 225",
	"LAS MEJORES HAMBUERGUESAS A ESTE LADO DEL DANUBIO, POR SOLO 325",
	"ES UNA BONITA CALAVERA, CON UNA MIRADA MUY PENETRANTE. \255JI, JI, JI, QUE BUENO!",
	"HOLA CALAVERA, ME RECUERDAS AL TIO DE HAMLET",
	"TENGO POR COSTUMBRE NO TOCAR COSAS QUE HAYAN ESTADO VIVAS",
	"ES UNA PAPELERA",
	"ES UNA PORRA PARA EL PARTIDO DE ESTA NOCHE",
	"ME PREGUNTO QUE HABRA DETRAS",
	"\255EH, ESTA CORTINA NO SE MUEVE!",
	"HAY QUE VER, QUE TETRICO ES ESE CASTILLO, \250EH? ",
	"NO PUEDO, ESTA DEMASIADO LEJOS PARA OIRME",
	"ES UN TIPICO BOSQUE TRANSILVANO, CON ARBOLES ",
	"\255PERO QUE TONTERIAS DICES, CON LO OSCURO QUE ESTA!",
	"CONFITERIA GARCIA. PASTELES Y CHICLES.",
	"UNA PUERTA MUY BONITA",
	"ESTA CERRADA",
	"UN BARRIL COMPLETAMENTE CERRADO",
	"",
	"\255QUE BICHOS MAS MONOS!",
	"BSSST, BSSST, GATITO...",
	"NO CONTESTA",
	"LA LUNA ES UN SATELITE QUE GIRA ALREDEDOR DE LA TIERRA CON UN PERIODO DE REVOLUCION DE 28 DIAS",
	"HOLA, LUNA LUNERA CASCABELERA ",
	"ESTA TOTALMENTE TAPIADA CON TABLONES",
	"IMPOSIBLE. ESTO NO LO ABRE NI EL MAYORDOMO DE LA TELE",
	"\255EH, PARECE QUE LA SOMBRA DE ESE CIPRES ES ALARGADA!",
	"\255EOOO, TABERNEROOO!",
	"QUISIERA UNA HABITACION ",
	"\250SABE DONDE PUEDO ENCONTRAR A UN TAL CONDE DRASCULA?",
	"SI, \250QUE PASA? ",
	"\250Y ESO?",
	"\250DE... DE VERDAD?",
	"BUENA PREGUNTA, LE VOY A CONTAR MI HISTORIA, MIRE...",
	"SON SOLO CINCO MINUTOS",
	"ME LLAMO JOHN HACKER, Y SOY REPRESENTANTE DE UNA INMOBILIARIA BRITANICA",
	"AL PARECER, EL CONDE DRASCULA QUIERE COMPRAR UNOS TERRENOS EN GIBRALTAR, Y ME HAN MANDADO A MI PARA NEGOCIAR LA VENTA",
	"PERO ME PARECE A MI QUE MA\201\245ANA TEMPRANITO ME VUELVO CON MI MAMA",
	"BONITA NOCHE \250VERDAD?",
	"NO, NADA",
	"EOOOO, PIANISTA",
	"BONITA NOCHE",
	"Y ADEMAS NO HACE FRIO",
	"PUES NADA, TE DEJO QUE SIGAS TOCANDO",
	"PUES ESO",
	"HOLA JEFE, \250QUE TAL?",
	"\250Y LA FAMILIA?",
	"HAY AMBIENTE AQUI \250EH?",
	"MEJOR NO DIGO NADA",
	"SE ESTA MEJOR EN CASA QUE EN NINGUN SITIO... SE ESTA MEJOR EN... \250EH? PERO SI USTED NO ES LA TIA ENMA. ES MAS. \255SI YO NO TENGO NINGUNA TIA ENMA!",
	"SI, EL MIO TAMBIEN. USTED PUEDE LLAMARME COMO LE APETEZCA, AUNQUE SI ME LLAMA JOHNY, ACUDO COMO LOS PERROS",
	"SI, QUE GOLPES TENGO \250VERDAD? POR CIERTO, \250DONDE ESTOY?",
	"SI.",
	"CACHIS... ",
	"OH, SI. POR SUPUESTO",
	"PUES MUCHAS GRACIAS POR PRESTARME TU AYUDA. NO TE MOLESTO MAS. SI ME DICES DONDE ESTA LA PUERTA, POR FAVOR... ",
	"PORQUE EL GOLPE ME HA DEBIDO AFECTAR AL CEREBRO Y NO VEO TRES EN UN BURRO ",
	"BAH, NO IMPORTA. SIEMPRE LLEVO DE REPUESTO",
	"\255GUAU, QUE TIA MAS BUENA! \255NO ME HABIA DADO CUENTA YO! CLARO, SIN LAS GAFAS",
	"OYE... ",
	"\255\250 Y ESTOOOOOO?!",
	"\255NO TE PREOCUPES B.J., AMOR MIO! TE SALVARE DE LAS GARRAS DE ESE ",
	"ME HA TOCADO LAS NARICES, VAMOS.",
	"\255AHHH, UN HOMBRE LOBO! \255MUERE MALDITO!",
	"SI, ESTO...",
	"SI, ESTO... CREO QUE SEGUIRE MI CAMINO. CON PERMISO... ",
	"\250QUE?",
	"PUES LA VERDAD, PENSANDOLO BIEN... CREO QUE NO",
	"DIME, OH ERUDITO FILOSOFO, \250EXISTE ALGUNA RELACION CAUSA-EFECTO ENTRE LA VELOCIDAD Y EL TOCINO?",
	"VALE, VALE, DEJALO. DE TODAS FORMAS, NO SE POR QUE HE DICHO ESO.",
	"\250QUE HACES AQUI FILOSOFANDO, QUE NO TE ESTAS COMIENDO GENTE?",
	"\250Y ESO?",
	"OYE, PUEDES REPETIR ESO DE \"INCLINACIONES PRE-EVOLUTIVAS\"?",
	"SI HOMBRE. ESE ROLLO QUE ME HAS SOLTADO ANTES. ES QUE NO ME HE ENTERADO MUY BIEN...",
	"NO, MEJOR NO DIGO NADA, QUE COMO LE TOQUE LA VENA...",
	"\250SI, DIGA?",
	"SI, \250QUE PASA? ",
	"AH, PUES AHORA QUE SACA EL TEMA LE DIRE QUE...",
	"",
	"POR CIERTO, \250QUE PASARIA SI UN VAMPIRO SE HICIERA CIRCUNSTANCIALMENTE CON LA RECETA... ",
	"PUES NADA. OYE, \250A QUE ESTO PARECE UN PEGOTE PUESTO EN EL GUION PARA ACABAR PRONTO EL JUEGO? BUENO, A LO MEJOR NO",
	"\255ESTA VACIO!",
	"PORQUE ME ROBASTE MI AMOR, B.J. SIN ELLA LA VIDA PARA MI NO TIENE SENTIDO",
	"\255\250SU CEREBRO?!",
	"PUES NO ES POR NADA, PERO ME PARECE QUE ME HA CARGADO TU MONSTRUITO",
	"\255VIRGENCITA, QUE ME QUEDE COMO ESTOY!",
	"\255NO TE SALDRAS CON LA TUYA. SEGURO QUE APARECE SUPERLOPEZ Y ME RESCATA!",
	"VAYA UNA MIERDA DE JUEGO EN EL QUE MUERE EL PROTAGONISTA ",
	"UN MOMENTO, \250QUE HAY DE MI ULTIMO DESEO?",
	"\255JA, JA! AHORA ESTOY INMUNIZADO CONTRA TI MALDITO DEMONIO. ESTE CIGARRILLO ES UNA POCION ANTIVAMPIRICA QUE ME DIO VON BRAUN ",
	"SI, CLARO. PERO NUNCA CONSEGUIRAS QUE TE DIGA LA RECETA",
	"PUEDO SOPORTAR LA TORTURA, ADEMAS DE CREARLA ",
	"\255NO, POR FAVOR! \255HABLARE, PERO NO ME HAGA ESO!",
	"BUENO. YA TE HE DICHO LO QUE QUERIAS SABER. AHORA LIBERANOS A B.J. Y A MI Y DEJANOS EN PAZ",
	"\255B.J.! \250QUE HACES AQUI? \250DONDE ESTA DRASCULA?",
	"\255QUE DESALMADO! SOLO PORQUE PERTENECE A LA NOBLEZA SE CREE QUE TIENE EL DERECHO DE PERNADA CON CUALQUIERA QUE SE LE ANTOJE ",
	"\255ABAJO LA ARISTOCRACIA CACIQUIL!",
	"\255ARRIBA LOS POBRES DEL MUUNDOOO....",
	"Y POR LO QUE VEO TE HA ENCADENADO CON CANDADO Y TODO",
	"BUENO, VALE. \250NO TENDRAS UNA HORQUILLA?",
	"BUENO, BUENO. NO TE PONGAS ASI, YA SE ME OCURRIRA ALGO.",
	"EH, TABERNERO",
	"\250COMO VA EL PARTIDO?",
	"\250QUIEN?",
	"\250ES QUE NO VES QUE ESTA AQUI DRASCULA?",
	"PUES VAMOS A ACABAR CON EL \250NO?",
	"PONME UN CUBATA...",
	"NADA. SE ME HA OLVIDADO LO QUE TE IBA A DECIR",
	"O\201��ME\201��PONES\201��UN\201��CUBATA\201��O\201��ME\201��PONGO\201��A\201��TOCAR\201��EL\201��PIANO",
	"\250CUANTO QUEDA PARA QUE ACABE EL PARTIDO?",
	"BUENAS NOCHES",
	"\250Y QUE TAL ANDAS IGOR? \250JOROBAO? \255JI,JI,JI, QUE BUENO! ",
	"\250QUE SE SUPONE QUE HACES?",
	"PUES NO",
	"PUES PONTE GAFAS",
	"\250QUE ES ESO DE LA ORGIA SOBRENATURAL?",
	"VALE, VALE, NO SIGAS. YA ME HAGO UNA IDEA",
	"\250NO PODRIAS DECIRME DONDE ESTA DRASCULA? ",
	"ANDA, PORFAAA",
	"\250POR QUE NO?",
	"AH, PERO \250DUERME POR LA NOCHE?",
	"BUENO, PUES QUE SE DE BIEN LA RENTA",
	"ES QUE TENGO QUE HABLAR CON EL",
	"\255EOOO, ESQUELETOOO! ",
	"\255CANASTOS! \255UN MUERTO QUE HABLA!",
	"CUENTAME, \250COMO HAS VENIDO A PARAR AQUI?",
	"\250Y PARA QUE VA A QUERER DRASCULA CREAR UN MONSTRUO? ",
	"\250CUAL ES TU NOMBRE, AMIGO ESQUELETO?",
	"OYE, \250NO QUIERES QUE TE TRAIGA NADA DE COMER?",
	"DEBES TENER EL ESTOMAGO VACIO. \255JI, JI, JI!",
	"LA VERDAD ES QUE NO ME APETECE HABLAR AHORA",
	"\255LA MADRE QUE...(PITIDO) ESPERO QUE TE...(PITIDO) Y QUE TE...(PITIDO) DOS VECES!",
	"YO LA QUERIA, DE VERDAD. VALE, DE ACUERDO QUE NO ERA UNA LUMBRERA, PERO NADIE ES PERFECTO \250NO? ",
	"ADEMAS, TENIA UN CUERPAZO QUE PARA QUE QUEREMOS MAS",
	"YA NO VOLVERE A SER EL MISMO. ME RECLUIRE EN UN MONASTERIO A DEJAR QUE MI VIDA SE ME ESCAPE POCO A POCO",
	"NADA PODRA YA SACARME DE ESTA MISERIA PORQUE...",
	"\250DE QUIEN? \250DE QUIEN?",
	"QUIERO SER PIRATA",
	"QUIERO SER PROGRAMADOR   ",
	"CONTADME ALGO SOBRE PELAYO",
	"SEGUIRE JUGANDO Y OLVIDARE QUE OS HE VISTO   ",
	"\255A QUIEN SE LE HABRA OCURRIDO ESTA IDIOTEZ!",
	"ES UN BOLSO COMO EL DE MI ABUELITA ",
	"\255PERO QUE BUENO QUE ESTOY!",
	"CUANTO MAS ME MIRO MAS ME GUSTO",
	"\250Y LUEGO COMO ME CIERRO?",
	"TENDRE QUE ABRIRME PRIMERO \250NO?",
	"ESTOY BIEN DONDE ESTOY",
	"YA ME TENGO",
	"HOLA YO",
	"ME LOS PONDRE CUANDO LA OCASION SEA OPORTUNA",
	"NO VEO NADA EN ESPECIAL",
	"ESTA BIEN DONDE ESTA",
	"\250Y PA QUE?",
	"NO PUEDO",
	"HOLA TU",
	"ES EL PANTEON DEL TIO DESIDERIO",
	"\255EOOOO, TIO DESIDERIOOOO!",
	"NO. NO QUIERO CORTARME OTRA VEZ",
	"\255EJEM,JEM...!",
	"\255YAMM, EMMM, JH!",
	"\255SI, COF,COF!",
	"ANDA, SI HAY UN CHICLE AQUI PEGADO",
	"ES EL MOVILANI QUE ME REGALARON EN NAVIDAD",
	"\255QUE ALTO ESTA!",
	"\255SAL AL BALCON JULIETA!",
	"\255TU ERES LA LUZ QUE ILUMINA MI CAMINO!",
	"EH,PUERTA \250QUE PASSA?",
	"EOOO, MAQUINA DE TABACO DE TRANSILVANIAAA",
	"ES UNA MAQUINA EXPENDEDORA DE TABACO",
	"TENGO OTRA MONEDA DENTRO",
	"NO. HE DECIDIDO DEJAR EL TABACO Y EL ALCOHOL ",
	"A PARTIR DE AHORA ME DEDICARE SOLO A LAS MUJERES  ",
	"\255ESTO ES UN TIMO! NO HA SALIDO NADA",
	"\255POR FIN! ",
	"PUES ESO, UN BAUL",
	"HOLA BAUL, TE LLAMAS COMO MI PRIMO QUE SE LLAMA RAUL.",
	"HE ENCONTRADO EL BOLSO DE B.J.",
	"DIOS MIO, NO ME REFLEJO \255SOY UN VAMPIRO!",
	"...AH, NO. ES QUE ES UN DIBUJO",
	"ESPEJITO: \250QUIEN ES EL MAS BELLO DEL REINO?",
	"NO ME QUIERE ABRIR",
	"MUY BIEN. ME HE PUESTO LOS TAPONES",
	"ES UN DIPLOMA DE CAZA-VAMPIROS HOMOLOGADO POR LA UNIVERSIDAD DE CAMBRIDGE",
	"NO, AUN ME FALTAN INGREDIENTES, NO VALE LA PENA DESPERTARLE",
	"ES QUE NO TENGO DINERO",
	"ES UNA LAMPARA BRITANICA",
	"\255TABERNERO! \255AYUDEME!",
	"HA APARECIDO UN VAMPIRO Y SE HA LLEVADO A MI NOVIA",
	"\255\250PERO NO VA USTED A AYUDARME?!",
	"\250MUERTA? \250QUE ES LO QUE QUIERE DECIR?",
	"\255EJEM!",
	"\255UN VAMPIRO HA SECUESTRADO A LA CHICA DE LA 506!",
	"\255TIENES QUE AYUDARME!",
	"\250NO SABES TOCAR NINGUNA DE LOS INHUMANOS?",
	"\250COMO TE AGUANTAS, TODO EL DIA TOCANDO LO MISMO?",
	"\250Y ENTONCES COMO ME OYES?",
	"DEJAME LOS TAPONES",
	"ANDA. SI TE LOS DEVUELVO ENSEGUIDA",
	"VENGAAAA...",
	"ADIOS. TENGO QUE MATAR A UN VAMPIRO",
	"",
	"\250QUE HABLAS? \250EN TRANSILVANO?",
	"\250QUIEN ES EL TIO DESIDERIO?",
	"\250PERO QUE PASA CON ESE TAL DRASCULA?",
	"\250QUIEN ES ESE TAL VON BRAUN?",
	"\250Y POR QUE NO LO HACE?",
	"\250Y DONDE PUEDO ENCONTRAR A VON BRAUN?",
	"PUES GRACIAS Y ADIOS, QUE LA DUERMAS BIEN",
	"SERA MEJOR LLAMAR PRIMERO",
	"\250ES USTED EL PROFESOR VON BRAUN?",
	"\250Y NO ME PODRIA DECIR DONDE PUEDO...?",
	"NO ME CREO QUE SEA EL ENANO GANIMEDES",
	"\255PROFESOR!",
	"\255AYUDEME! \255LA VIDA DE MI AMADA DEPENDE DE USTED!",
	"ESTA BIEN, NO NECESITO SU AYUDA",
	"DE ACUERDO. ME VOY",
	"NO TENGA MIEDO. JUNTOS VENCEREMOS A DRASCULA",
	"ENTONCES \250POR QUE NO ME AYUDA?",
	"YO LAS TENGO",
	"\255SI LAS TENGO!",
	"DE ACUERDO",
	"...ER ...SI",
	"VENGO A METERME EN ESA CABINA DE NUEVO",
	"ESTOY PREPARADO PARA ENFRENTARME A SU PRUEBA",
	"ESTA BIEN, VEJETE. HE VENIDO A POR MI DINERO",
	"NO, NADA. YA ME IBA",
	"PERDONA",
	"\250TE INTERESA ESTE LIBRO? TIENE PARTITURAS DE TCHAIKOWSKY",
	"\250COMO PUEDO MATAR A UN VAMPIRO?",
	"\250NO TE HAN DICHO QUE ES MALO DORMIR EN MALA POSTURA?",
	"PUES ES LO QUE SIEMPRE ME DICE A MI MI MADRE",
	"\250POR QUE NO TE PUDO MATAR DRASCULA?",
	"\250Y QUE FUE?",
	"\255ESTUPENDO! \255TIENE USTED UNA POCION DE INMUNID...!",
	"\250ENTONCES?",
	"MUY BIEN",
	"\250ME PUEDE REPETIR LO QUE NECESITO PARA ESA POCION?",
	"PUES PARTO RAUDO A BUSCARLO",
	"OIGA, \250QUE HA PASADO CON EL PIANISTA?",
	"YA\201��TENGO\201��TODOS\201��LOS\201��INGREDIENTES\201��DE\201��ESA\201��POCION",
	"UNA PREGUNTA: \250QUE ES ESO DE ALUCSARD ETEREUM?",
	"DIGA, DIGA... ",
	"\250Y DONDE ESTA ESA GRUTA?",
	"\250QUE PASA? \250NO TENIAIS JUZGADO?",
	"...PERO ...\250Y SI ME ENCUENTRO A MAS VAMPIROS?",
	"ES UN VAMPIRO QUE NO ME DEJA PASAR",
	"SE PARECE A YODA, PERO MAS ALTO ",
	"EH, YODA. SI ME DEJAS PASAR TE DOY UN DURO",
	"BUENO VALE, QUE NO SE TE PUEDE DECIR NADA",
	"HOLA VAMPIRO, BONITA NOCHE \250VERDAD?",
	"\250TE HAN DICHO ALGUNA VEZ QUE TE PARECES A YODA?",
	"\250ERES UN VAMPIRO O UNA PINTURA AL OLEO?",
	"MEJOR NO TE DIGO NADA, NO TE VAYAS A ENFADAR",
	"ESTA CERRADA CON LLAVE",
	"\255LA URRACA ME PODRIA SACAR UN OJO SI LO INTENTO!",
	"\255ESTA CERRADA! \255DIOS MIO, QUE MIEDO!",
	"LAS BISAGRAS ESTAN OXIDADAS",
	"AQUI DENTRO SOLO HAY UN BOTE CON HARINA",
	"ESO HA QUITADO EL OXIDO",
	"HE ENCONTRADO UNA ESTACA DE PINO",
	"COGERE ESTE QUE ES MAS GORDO",
	"BUENO, CREO QUE YA PUEDO DESHACERME DE ESTE ESTUPIDO DISFRAZ",
	"\"PASADIZO A LOS TORREONES CERRADO POR OBRAS. POR FAVOR, UTILICEN ENTRADA PRINCIPAL. DISCULPEN LAS MOLESTIAS\"",
	"...ES PALIDO, TIENE COLMILLOS, TIENE TUPE Y USA CAPA... \255SEGURO QUE ES DRASCULA!",
	"\255ES B.J.! B.J. \250ESTAS BIEN?",
	"SI, YA LO SE QUE ES TONTA, PERO ES QUE ESTOY DE SOLO",
	"NO TENDRAS UNA LLAVE POR AHI, \250VERDAD? ",
	"\250A QUE NO TIENES UNA GANZUA?",
	"DAME UNA HORQUILLA. VOY A HACER COMO MCGYVER",
	"NO TE MUEVAS QUE AHORA VUELVO",
	"\255CACHIS! \255SE ME HA ROTO!",
	"\255OLEEEE! \255Y ADEMAS ME HE AFEITADO, COLEGA!",
	"\250SI, CARI\201\245O?",
	"NO LLEGA",
	"EL PIANISTA NO ESTA",
	"UN CUBATA TRANSILVANO",
	"AUN NO TENGO HABITACION",
	"PARECE QUE SE QUEDO ATASCADO EN LA BA\201\245ERA Y DECIDIO PONER UN BAR",
	"ESTA COMO UNA CUBA DE CUBA",
	"ESE PELO... EL CASO ES QUE ME RECUERDA A ALGUIEN",
	"ES UN ESQUELETO HUESUDO",
	"\255MIRA! \255MIGUEL BOSE!",
	"ESTA DURMIENDO. SERIA UNA PENA DESPERTARLE",
	"ES MAS FEO QUE EMILIO DE PAZ ",
	"UN ATAUD DE MADERA DE PINO",
	"ME VA A CORTAR EN RODAJITAS, COMO A UN SALCHICHON",
	"NO ME GUSTAN LOS PENDULOS. PREFIERO LAS ALCACHOFAS",
	"MIS MANOS ESTAN ESPOSADAS. NO VOY A PODER",
	"SALTA A LA VISTA QUE ES UNA PUERTA SECRETA",
	"ME IGNORAN",
	"\255ANDA YA!",
	"EN EL GUION SE MOVIA, PERO EL JUEGO SE SALIO DE PRESUPUESTO Y NO PUDIERON PAGARME UN GIMNASIO PARA PONERME CACHAS, ASI QUE NADA",
	"PARECE QUE ESTA UN POCO SUELTA DE LA PARED",
	"NO CREO QUE ME VAYA A SERVIR DE NADA. ESTA DEMASIADO HUMEDA PARA ENCENDERLA",
	"\250AL ALA OESTE? \255NI LOCO! \255A SABER QUE HABRA ALLI!",
	"TIENE BONITOS MOTIVOS TRANSILVANOS ",
	"",
	"QUE PENA QUE AHI DENTRO NO HAYA UN CORDERITO ASANDOSE ",
	"LA ULTIMA VEZ QUE ABRI UN HORNO LA CASA SALTO POR LOS AIRES",
	"ES EL ESCUDO DEL EQUIPO DE FUTBOL DE TRANSILVANIA",
	"\250Y PARA QUE? \250PARA PONERMELA EN LA CABEZA?",
	"NO CREO QUE ESTOS CAJONES SEAN DE LOS QUE SE ABREN",
	"\255NO QUIERO SABER LA COMIDA QUE HABRA AHI DENTRO!",
	"ME DA LA IMPRESION DE QUE ES IMPRESIONISTA",
	"LA NOCHE SE APODERA DE TODOS... QUE MIEDO \250NO?",
	"ESTA ATRANCADA",
	"ES EL REY \250ES QUE NO TE LO HABIAS IMAGINADO?",
	"NO, YA TENGO UNO EN MI CASA, AL QUE LE DOY DE COMER Y TODO",
	"UNA ESTANTERIA CON LIBROS Y OTRAS COSAS ",
	"\250Y A QUIEN LLAMO A ESTAS HORAS?",
	"\"COMO HACER LA DECLARACION DE LA RENTA\" \255QUE INTERESANTE!",
	"YA TENGO UNO EN MI CASA. CREO QUE ES UN BEST-SELLER MUNDIAL ",
	"UNA LLAVE COMPLETAMENTE NORMAL",
	"ME PARECE A MI QUE ESTA NO ES DE AQUI",
	"\255EH, SON PATATAS FRITAS CON FORMA DE COLMILLO! ME ENCANTA",
	"NO CREO QUE SEA EL MEJOR MOMENTO DE PONERSE A COMER CHUCHERIAS, CON MI NOVIA EN MANOS DEL SER MAS MALVADO QUE HA PARIDO MADRE",
	"\255QUE BIEN ME LO ESTOY PASANDO CARGANDOME VAMPIROS CON ESTO!",
	"A VER SI APARECE OTRO PRONTO",
	"NO, TIENE QUE SER CON UN VAMPIRO SUCIO Y MALOLIENTE COMO EL QUE ME CARGUE ANTES",
	"ES LA AUTENTICA PELUCA QUE USO ELVIS CUANDO SE QUEDO CALVO",
	"ES HARINA, PERO NO PUEDO DECIR MARCAS",
	"QUIZA EN OTRO MOMENTO \250VALE?",
	"ES UN HACHA MAGNIFICA, QUE PENA QUE NO HAYA POR AQUI CERCA NINGUNA CABEZA DE VAMPIRO",
	"NO. EN EL FONDO SOY BUENA PERSONA",
	"ES EL DESODORANTE DE LA TACHER \255JI,JI,JI!",
	"ES UNA CAPA BASTANTE MONA",
	"",
	"COMO TODAS LAS RAMAS DE TODOS LOS ARBOLES DE TODO EL MUNDO, O SEA, SIN NADA DE PARTICULAR",
	"\255OH, INCREIBLE! \255UNA CUERDA EN UNA AVENTURA GRAFICA!",
	"ME PREGUNTO PARA QUE SERVIRA...",
	"UNA CUERDA ATADA A UNA RAMA O UNA RAMA ATADA A UNA CUERDA, SEGUN SE MIRE",
	"PARECE QUE ESTA URRACA TIENE MUY MALAS INTENCIONES",
	"QUITA, YO NO LA DIGO NADA, A VER SI SE VA A ENFADAR",
	"PARECE QUE ESTA MUERTA, PERO ES MENTIRA \250EH?",
	"NINGUN ANIMAL DA\201\245ADO EN LA PRODUCCION DE ESTE JUEGO",
}
};

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	"HEY IGOR, HOW IS EVERYTHING GOING?",
	"IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME STORY EVERYTIME THERE'S A GOOD GAME ON THE SATELLITE! ANYWAY, WE'LL GO WATCH IT IN THE BAR, AS USUAL",
	"IGOR LISTEN CAREFULLY MAN, WE ARE GOING TO START WITH PHASE NUMBER ONE OF MY PLAN TO CONQUER THE WORLD",
	"FIRST WE'LL CAPTURE ONE OF THE LIGHTNINGS AND WE'LL DEMAGNETIZE IT WITH OUR INDIFIBULATOR. THE ELECTRICITY WILL COME THROUGH TO MY MONSTER AND HE'LL GET ALIVE!",
	"IF EVERYTHING WORKS OUT ALL RIGHT, THIS WILL BE THE BEGINNING OF A GREAT ARMY THAT WILL CONQUER THE WORLD FOR ME. HA, HA",
	"THE MONSTERS WILL DESTROY ALL THE ARMY'S WEAPONS IN THE WORLD, MEANWHILE, WE'LL BE SAFE IN THE PIECES OF LAND I BOUGHT IN GIBRALTAR",
	"WE'LL SET UP A COUP. GOVERNMENTS ALL OVER THE WORLD WILL BE UNCOVERED AND THEIR COUNTRIES WILL SURRENDER TO ME!",
	"I'LL BECOME THE FIRST BAD GUY IN HISTORY TO MAKE IT ! HA, HA!",
	"I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU, IDIOT! I'M JUST GIVING YOU THE PLOT. ALL RIGHT, EVERYTHING READY?",
	"THE TIME HAS COME! TURN ON THE ALKALINE BATTERIES' SWITCH",
	"DAMNED IT! WHAT WENT WRONG?",
	"ARE YOU SURE YOU CHECKED IT ALL AND THERE WAS NOTHING MISSING? YOU'VE BEEN LATELY MESSING AROUND WITH THAT STUFF ABOUT TAXES AND I DON'T KNOW MAN...",
	"YOU STUPID THING! YOU FORGOT TO CONNECT THE INDIFIBULATOR. THE SCREWS HAVE PROBABLY MAGNETIZED AND HIS BRAIN BURNT",
	"YOU ARE DEAD, YOU ARE DEAD...WAIT TILL I GET YOU!",
	"SHUT UP! I'LL GET ANOTHER BRAIN TOMORROW AND THEN WE WILL REPEAT THE EXPERIMENT",
	"THIS TIME I'LL GET A WOMAN'S BRAIN. SHINY AND NOT USED YET...HA, HA, HA, GOODIE ONE!",
	"SO WHAT? I'M THE BAD GUY, RIGHT? SO I CAN BE AS FULL OF MACHISMO AS I WANT, ALL RIGHT? AND IF YOU SAY SOMETHING AGAIN I'LL TURN YOUR HUMP BACK TO FRONT!",
	"HA, HA, HA. YOU FELL TOOO!! NOW YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR DARING TO FIGHT AGAINST ME! IGOR, TAKE HIM TO THE PENDULUM OF DEATH!",
	"AND SO, TELL ME, YOU STUPID HUMAN. HOW COME YOU WANT TO DESTROY ME?",
	"THAT'S BEAUTIFUL!. IF IT WASN'T BECAUSE IT MAKES ME LAUGH, I WOULD CRY",
	"OUR GIRLFRIEND'S BRAIN TO HELP ME CONQUERING THE WORLD",
	"YES, SURE! I'LL TAKE IT FROM HER AND GIVE IT TO MY FRUSKYNSTEIN. THE WORLD WILL BE MINE WITH IT, HA, HA",
	"WHAT!? YOU'RE DEAD, MAN! I'M GOING TO...YOU REALLY GOT ME ANGRY MAN...COME ON, PREPARE TO DIE!",
	"HA, HA, HA. NOT EVEN IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!",
	"YES, ISN'T IT? HA, HA",
	"ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. BUT DO IT QUICKLY, OK?",
	"PUT THAT CIGARETTE OUT NOW! I CAN'T STAND YOU ANYMORE!",
	"AND SO, DOES THAT BREW HAVE THE OPPOSITE EFFECT?",
	"WELL, WE'LL SEE THAT",
	"OK, LET'S SEE IT. IGOR, BRING ME THE CD \"SCRATCHING YOUR NAILS ALL OVER THE BLACKBOARD\"",
	"NO WAY. THE GIRL STAYS WITH ME. YOU RE STAYING THERE UNTIL THE PENDULUM CUTS YOU INTO THIN SLICES. HA, HA, HA",
	"MAN I'M I JUST BAD... COME ON IGOR, LET'S MAKE THE BREW AND CONQUER THE WORLD",
	"WHAT HAPPENS NOW?",
	"YES, WHAT?...OH, DAMNED, THE GAME!",
	"I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. GET THE GIRL AND LET'S GO AND WATCH IT. WE CAN CONQUER THE WORLD LATER",
	"THANKS MAN, I WAS THIRSTY",
	"OH, THE CRUCIFIX!!...THE CRUCIFIX...!",
	"I DIDN'T NOTICE ABOUT THAT BEAUTIFUL CRUCIFIX!",
	"LEAVE ME ALONE!, I'M WATCHING THE GAME",
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	"HI BLIND MAN. HOW IT'S GOING?",
	"HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M A FOREIGNER?",
	"YOU LOOK BLIND. YOU'RE WEARING DARK GLASSES LIKE STEVIE WONDER",
	"LOOK, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SEE",
	"BUT HAVEN'T YOU JUST TOLD ME YOU WEREN'T BLIND",
	"BUT IF YOU CAN'T SEE",
	"OOOOKAY. SORRY. IN THAT CASE, HI THERE SIGHTLESS PERSON",
	"I'M JOHN HACKER. YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE CHARACTERS WHO WILL HELP ME OUT IN EXCHANGE FOR AN OBJECT. AREN'T YOU? EH? AREN'T YOU?",
	"UUUUM, EXCUSE ME FOR ASKING BLIN... SIGHTLESS PERSON! BUT WHAT SORT OF JOB IS THAT, TO GIVE SICKLES IN EXCHANGE FOR MONEY WHILE YOU PLAY THE ACCORDION?",
	"AH YES, I SUPPOSE THAT'S TRUE. GOODBYE SIGHTLESS PERSON... BLIND MAN",
	"HERE IS THE LARGE AMOUNT OF MONEY YOU ASKED ME FOR",
	"YOU BETTER HAVE HAD",
	"HI THERE FOREIGNER",
	"AND HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M BLIND?",
	"AND I'M NOT KIDDING YOU BUT YOUR'S ARE LIKE WOODY ALLEN'S",
	"NO, I CAN'T SEE",
	"AND I'M NOT",
	"OH OF COURSE. JUST COS I CAN'T SEE, YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING BLIND",
	"HI THERE FOREIGNER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN TRANSYLVANIA?",
	"THAT'S RIGHT, FOREIGNER. IN EXCHANGE FOR A LARGE SUM OF MONEY I'LL GIVE YOU A SICKLE FOR WHEN YOU MIGHT NEED IT",
	"SHHHH, I'M A SICKLES TRADER, THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO HIDE",
	"BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME BEFORE, DIDN'T YOU?",
	"THANKS FOREIGNER. HERE'S THE SICKLE IN EXCHANGE. YOU'LL FIND IT REALLY USEFUL LATER ON, HONESTLY",
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	"",
	"NO, NOTHING",
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	"",
	"\250COMO VA TODO, IGOR?",
	"\255SIEMPRE QUE HAY UN BUEN PARTIDO EN LA PARABOLICA PASA LO MISMO! EN FIN, IREMOS A VERLO AL BAR COMO DE COSTUMBRE",
	"AHORA IGOR, ATIENDE. VAMOS A REALIZAR LA FASE 1 DE MI PLAN PARA CONQUISTAR EL MUNDO",
	"PRIMERO CAPTAREMOS UNO DE LOS RAYOS DE LA TORMENTA Y LO DESMAGNETIZAREMOS CON NUESTRO INDIFIBULADOR. LA ELECTRICIDAD PASARA A MI MONSTRUO \255Y LE DARA VIDA! ",
	"SI TODO SALE BIEN ESTE NO SERA MAS QUE EL PRIMERO DE UN INMENSO EJERCITO QUE CONQUISTARA EL MUNDO PARA MI, JA, JA, JA",
	"LOS MONSTRUOS DESTRUIRAN TODAS LAS ARMAS DE TODOS LOS EJERCITOS DEL MUNDO, MIENTRAS NOSOTROS NOS REFUGIAMOS EN UNOS TERRENOS QUE HE COMPRADO EN GIBRALTAR",
	"ENTONCES, DAREMOS UN GOLPE DE ESTADO, LOS GOBIERNOS DEL MUNDO NO TENDRAN CON QUE PROTEGERSE, Y PONDRAN SUS PAISES A MIS PIES",
	"\255SERE EL PRIMER MALO EN LA HISTORIA QUE LO CONSIGA! \255JUA, JUA, JUA!",
	"\255A TI NADA, IDIOTA! ESTOY EXPONIENDO LA TRAMA. BIEN \250ESTA TODO LISTO?",
	"\255LLEGO EL MOMENTO, ENTONCES! \255DALE AL INTERRUPTOR DE LAS PILAS ALCALINAS! ",
	"\255MALDITA SEA! \250QUE ES LO QUE HA PODIDO FALLAR?",
	"\250SEGURO QUE LO REVISASTE BIEN Y NO FALTABA NADA? ULTIMAMENTE ESTAS CON ESO DE LA RENTA QUE NO VES UN PIJO A DOS METROS",
	"\255IDIOTA, NO HABIAS CONECTADO EL INDIFIBULADOR! LOS TORNILLOS SE HABRAN MAGNETIZADO Y SE LE HABRA QUEMADO EL CEREBRO",
	"ESTAS MUERTO, ESTAS MUERTO, COMO TE COJA...",
	"\255A CALLAR! MA\201\245ANA IRE A POR OTRO CEREBRO Y REPETIREMOS EL EXPERIMENTO ",
	"NO. ESTA VEZ TRAERE UNO DE MUJER, PARA QUE ESTE NUEVECITO Y SIN ESTRENAR. JA, JA, JA, QUE MALISIMA DE CHISTA",
	"\250Y QUE? YO SOY EL MALO Y SOY TODO LO MACHISTA QUE QUIERA \250ENTENDIDO? Y COMO ME VUELVAS A RECHISTAR TE TRAGAS LA CHEPA ",
	"JA, JA, JA. OTRO QUE HA CAIDO. AHORA VAS A PAGAR TU OSADIA DE QUERER ACABAR CONMIGO. \255IGOR, AL PENDULO DE LA MUERTE!",
	"DIME, HUMANO ESTUPIDO, \250COMO ES QUE TE HA DADO POR QUERER DESTRUIRME? ",
	"\255QUE BONITO!, ME PONDRIA A LLORAR SI NO FUERA PORQUE ME HACE GRACIA",
	"A TU NOVIA LA NECESITO PARA QUE ME AYUDE CON SU CEREBRO A CONQUISTAR EL MUNDO",
	"\255SI, JA! SE LO QUITARE Y SE LO PONDRE A MI FRUSKYNSTEIN, Y CON EL DOMINARE EL MUNDO, JA, JA, JA",
	"\255\250QUE?! \255ESTAS MUERTO, ESTAS MUERTO! TE VOY A... ME HAS TOCADO LAS NARICES, VAMOS. \255PREPARATE A SER MATADO!",
	"JA, JA, JA. QUE TE CREES TU ESO",
	"SI, \250VERDAD? JA, JA, JA ",
	"AH, ESTA BIEN, PUEDES FUMARTE EL ULTIMO CIGARRILLO, PERO DEPRISITA",
	"APAGA YA ESE CIGARRILLO, ME TIENES HARTO YA",
	"Y DIME, \250ESA POCION TIENE EL EFECTO CONTRARIO?",
	"ESO YA LO VEREMOS...",
	"BUENO, A VER SI ES VERDAD. IGOR, TRAE EL COMPACT DISC DE U\201\245AS ARRASCANDO UNA PIZARRA",
	"ESO NI SO\201\245ARLO. LA CHICA SE QUEDA CONMIGO, Y TU TE QUEDAS AHI HASTA QUE EL PENDULO TE CORTE EL RODAJITAS. JA, JA, JA",
	"PERO QUE MALO QUE SOY, VAMOS IGOR, VAMOS A PREPARAR LA POCION Y CONQUISTAR EL MUNDO",
	"\250QUE PASA AHORA?",
	"SI, \250QUE PASA?... \255ANDA, EL PARTIDO!",
	"SE ME HABIA OLVIDADO. COGE A LA CHICA Y VAMONOS A VERLE. YA CONQUISTARE EL MUNDO DESPUES",
	"GRACIAS MACHO, TENIA SED",
	"\255ArgH! \255ESE CRUCIFIJO! \255ESE CRUCIFIJO!...",
	"QUE BONITO ES ESE CRUCIFIJO, NO ME HABIA YO FIJADO",
	"DEJAME, QUE ESTOY VIENDO EL FUTBOL",
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	"",
	"Hola ciego. \250Que tal?",
	"\250Como sabes que soy extranjero?",
	"Pareces un ciego. Tienes gafas como serafin zubiri, hablas mirando al frente como Stevie Wonder...",
	"Bueno, perdona. No sabia que vieses.",
	"\250Pero no me acabas de decir que no eres ciego?",
	"\255Pero si no ves!",
	"Vaaaale. Perdona. En ese caso: Hola invidente.",
	"Soy John Hacker, y estoy jugando al Drascula. Tu debes ser el tipico personaje que me ayudara a cambio de un objeto. \250A que si? \250Eh? \250A que si?",
	"Em... Perdona que te pregunte cieg..\255Invidente!. Pero... \250Que clase de profesion es la tuya, de dar hoces a cambio de dinero, mientras tocas el acordeon?",
	"Ah, si. Es verdad. Adios invidente...(ciego)",
	"Ahi tienes la cuantiosa cantidad de dinero que me pediste.",
	"Mas te vale.",
	"Hola extranjero.",
	"Y tu... \250Como sabes que soy ciego?",
	"Y tu hablas como el hijo de Bill Cosby y no me meto contigo.",
	"No, si no veo.",
	"Y no lo soy.",
	"\255Oh, claro! Como no veo se me tacha de ciego \250no?",
	"\255Hola Extranjero! y \250que haces en Transilvania?",
	"Correcto extranjero. A cambio de una cuantiosa suma de dinero, te dare una hoz, para cuando te haga falta.",
	"Shhhhhh. Soy traficante de hoces, tengo que disimular.",
	"Porque me lo has dicho antes \250no?",
	"Gracias extranjero. Aqui tienes tu hoz a cambio. Un objeto que te sera muy util algo mas adelante... de verdad.",
}
};

const char *_textb[][15] = {
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	"I'M HERE, DRINKING",
	"THEY ARE ALL DEAD, THANKS.  BURPP...",
	"YES, SURE...",
	"SHE FEELS ATTRACTED TO UNCLE DESIDERIO",
	"EVEN BETTER, UNCLE DESIDERIO'S DEAD BODY",
	"MY UNCLE. HE WENT TO CASTLE AND NEVER CAME BACK",
	"WELL, HE CAME BACK JUST A LITTLE. IF ONLY VON BRAUN HADN'T SCREWED THINGS UP MY UNCLE WOULD BE DRINKING WITH US NOW",
	"NOTHING...",
	"WELL, YES !. THAT MEAN MAN HAS TERRIFIED US ALL",
	"FROM TIME TO TIME HE COMES DOWN TO THE VILLAGE AND TAKES SOMEONE WITH HIM.",
	"A LITTLE WHILE AFTER WE JUST A FEW FOUND BODY PARTS. I THINK HE IS DEALING WITH ORGANS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT",
	"THE ONLY PERSON IN THE VILLAGE WHO KNOWS HOW TO END UP WITH DRASCULA IS A CULTIVATED PERSON",
	"HE LIVES IN A LOG-CABIN OUT OF TOWN, EVER SINCE DRASCULA BEAT HIM UP",
	"HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD HELP US WITH DRASCULA, AND HE DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT US. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?",
},
{
	"",
	"AQUI, BEBIENDO",
	"MUERTOS TODOS. GRACIAS. BURRP ",
	"SI, NO VEAS... ",
	"ESTA POR EL TIO DESIDERIO",
	"Y ESTA OTRA, POR EL CADAVER DEL TIO DESIDERIO",
	"MI TIO. FUE AL CASTILLO Y NO VOLVIO",
	"BUENO, VOLVIO PERO POCO. SI EL VON BRAUN NO HUBIESE METIDO LA PATA MI TIO ESTARIA AQUI BEBIENDO",
	"NADA... ",
	"\255BUENO, SI! ESE DESALMADO NOS TIENE ATEMORIZADOS A TODOS",
	"DE VEZ EN CUANDO BAJA AL PUEBLO Y SE LLEVA A ALGUIEN",
	"POCO DESPUES SOLO ENCONTRAMOS UNOS POCOS RESTOS. CREO QUE ESTA TRAFICANDO CON ORGANOS, O ALGO ASI",
	"EL UNICO DEL PUEBLO QUE SSABE COMO ACABAR CON DRASCULA TIENE ESTUDIOS",
	"DESDE QUE LE DERROTO DRASCULA SE HA APARTADO A UNA CABA\201\245A EN LAS AFUERAS DEL PUEBLO",
	"ES EL UNICO QUE PODRIA AYUDARNOS A ACABAR CON DRASCULA, Y NO QUIERE SABER NADA DE NOSOTROS. \250QUE TE PARECE A TI?",
}
};

const char *_textbj[][29] = {
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	"ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? HEY, COME ON, WAKE UP! CAN YOU HEAR ME? ARE YOU DEAD?",
	"NO, MY NAME IS BILLIE JEAN, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME B.J. IT'S SHORTER",
	"HA, HA...! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!",
	"WELL, JHONNY. YOU SEE, I WAS HERE JUST READY TO GO TO BED WHEN I HEARD THIS STRONG NOISE DOWN THE CORRIDOR",
	"I DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION AT FIRST, BUT AFTER ABOUT TWO HOURS OR SO I COULDN'T SLEEP AND WENT OUT FOR A WALK",
	"AS I OPENED THE DOOR I WAS SHOCKED TO FIND YOU THERE, LYING ON THE FLOOR. I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD, I SWEAR... HA, HA, SILLY BILLY",
	"I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU THE KISS OF LIFE BUT IT WASN'T NECESSARY BECAUSE YOU STARTED TO TALK",
	"YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT A SCARECROW. I WAS VERY SCARED, YOU KNOW. IT'S A REAL SHOCK WHEN A DEAD PERSON STARTS TALKING RIGHT?",
	"ISN'T THAT RIGHT? WELL, THEN I MANAGED TO BRING YOU TO MY ROOM THE BEST WAY I COULD. I PUT YOU IN BED... AND THAT'S ALL... HA, HA, HA...",
	"OH, NO...! IT WASN'T THE HIT, HA, HA. I JUST STEEPED ON YOUR GLASSES BY ACCIDENT",
	"YOU REALLY LOOK GOOD WITH THOSE GLASSES. I KNOW HE'S NOT FERNANDO LANCHA, BUT I FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE...",
	"YES, YES, I DO... COME ON, HOLD ME AND KISS ME TIGHT",
	"OH JHONNY, HONEY, THANKS GOD YOU'RE HERE... THAT DAMNED DRASCULA TIED ME UP TO THE BED AND THEN HE'S GONE DOWNSTAIRS TO SEE THE FOOTBALL GAME",
	"YES, IT'S TRUE. PLEASE, SET ME FREE",
	"NO, I'M SORRY. I USED THEM ALL IN THE TOWER WHEN I WAS TRYING TO LIBERATE WHILE YOU LET ME DOWN",
	"JOHNNY, IS THAT YOU? OH, GOD, GREAT! I KNEW YOU'D COME!",
	"YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH THAT EVIL DRASCULA HAS MADE ME SUFFER",
	"FIRSTLY HE BROUGHT ME FLYING OVER HER AND THEN PUT ME IN THIS DISGUSTING ROOM WITHOUT EVEN A MIRROR OR ANYTHING",
	"I'M TELLING YOU! AND THE WORSE PART IS THAT HE DIDN'T EVEN APOLOGIZE, NOT EVEN ONCE",
	"JHONNY HONEY, WHERE ARE YOU?",
	"I'M READY TO LEAVE DEAR",
	"WAIT, I'M GOING TO TAKE A LOOK... NO DARLING, I'M SORRY",
	"THERE YOU GO...",
	"\"DEAR JOHNNY\"",
	"I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU BUT I'VE REALIZED THAT THIS JUST COULDN'T WORK OUT RIGHT. TO BE HONEST, I'LL TELL YOU THAT THERE IS ANOTHER MAN. HE'S TALLER, STRONGER",
	"AND HE HAS ALSO RESCUED ME FROM DRASCULA. HE HAS ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM, AND I HAVE ACCEPTED",
	"BYE JHONNY. PLEASE DON'T TRY TO FIND SOME KIND OF EXPLANATION. YOU KNOW LOVE IS BLIND AND HAS ITS OWN WAYS",
	"I HOPE THERE WON'T BE HARD FEELINGS BETWEEN US. REMEMBER THAT I STILL LOVE YOU, BUT ONLY AS A FRIEND",
},
{
	"",
	"\250ESTA USTED BIEN? OIGA, DESPIERTE. \250ME OYE? \250ESTA USTED MUERTO?",
	"NO, MI NOMBRE ES BILLIE JEAN, PERO PUEDES LLAMARME B.J. ES MAS CORTO",
	"\255JI, JI! \255QUE BUENO!",
	"PUES VERAS JOHNY, YO ESTABA AQUI, DISPUESTA A ACOSTARME, CUANDO OI UN FUERTE GOLPE EN EL PASILLO",
	"AL PRINCIPIO NO LE DI MUCHA IMPORTANCIA, PERO A LAS DOS HORAS MAS O MENOS DESCUBRI QUE NO PODIA DORMIR Y DECIDI SALIR A DAR UN PASEO",
	"Y CUAL NO SERIA MI SORPRESA CUANDO ABRI LA PUERTA Y TE ENCONTRE AHI, EN EL SUELO TIRADO. TE LO JURO QUE PENSE QUE HABIAS MUERTO, JE, JE, TONTA DE MI",
	"TE FUI A HACER EL BOCA A BOCA, PERO NO FUE NECESARIO PORQUE EMPEZASTE A HABLAR",
	"DECIAS NO SE QUE DE UN ESPANTAPAJAROS. YO ME LLEVE UN SUSTO MUY GORDO, PORQUE CUANDO UN MUERTO SE PONE A HABLAR ES UNA IMPRESION MUY FUERTE, \250NO CREES?",
	"\250VERDAD QUE SI? BUENO, PUES COMO PUDE, CARGUE CONTIGO Y TE TRAJE A MI HABITACION. TE PUSE SOBRE LA CAMA... Y ESO ES TODO. JI, JI,JI",
	"OH, NO HA SIDO EL GOLPE, JI, JI. ES QUE SIN QUERER PISE TUS GAFAS",
	"\255HAY QUE VER QUE BIEN LE SIENTAN LAS GAFAS! YA SE QUE NO ES FERNANDO LANCHA, PERO TIENE UN NO SE QUE QUE QUE SE YO",
	"SI, SI, QUIERO... VAMOS, ABRAZAME FUERTE, BESAME MUCHO...",
	"OH JOHNY, CARI\201\245O, MENOS MAL QUE HAS VENIDO. ESE DESALMADO DE DRASCULA ME HA ATADO A LA CAMA Y LUEGO SE HA IDO ABAJO A VER EL PARTIDO",
	"SI, ES VERDAD. LIBERAME ",
	"NO, LO SIENTO. GASTE TODAS EN LA MAZMORRA INTENTANDO LIBERARME MIENTRAS TU ME DEJABAS TIRADA",
	"JOHNY \250ERES TU? \255QUE ALEGRIA! \255SABIA QUE VENDRIAS!",
	"NO SABES CUANTO ME HA HECHO SUFRIR ESE DESALMADO DE DRASCULA",
	"PRIMERO ME TRAJO VOLANDO HASTA AQUI Y LUEGO ME ENCERRO EN ESTE CUARTUCHO, SIN ESPEJO NI NADA",
	"COMO LO OYES. Y LO PEOR ES QUE NO PIDIO PERDON NI UNA SOLA VEZ",
	"JOHNY, QUERIDO. \250DONDE ESTAS?",
	"ESTOY LISTA PARA QUE ME SAQUES DE AQUI",
	"ESPERA QUE VOY A MIRAR... NO CARI\201\245O, LO SIENTO",
	"TOMA...",
	"\"QUERIDO JOHNY:",
	"NUNCA PODRE OLVIDARTE, PERO ME HE DADO CUENTA DE QUE LO NUESTRO NO FUNCIONARIA. VOY A SER SINCERA CONTIGO: HAY OTRO HOMBRE; MAS ALTO, MAS FUERTE...",
	"Y ADEMAS ME HA RESCATADO DE LAS MANOS DE DRASCULA. ME HA PEDIDO EN MATRIMONIO, Y YO HE ACEPTADO",
	"ADIOS, JOHNY. NO INTENTES DARLE UNA EXPLICACION, PORQUE EL AMOR ES CIEGO Y NO ATIENDE A RAZONES",
	"ESPERO QUE NO ME GUARDES RENCOR, Y RECUERDA QUE TE SIGO QUERIENDO, AUNQUE SOLO COMO AMIGO\"",
}
};


const char *_texte[][24] = {
{
	"",
	"YOU... HEY YOU!",
	"DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP ABOUT A DEAD BODY OK?",
	"I'M ALIVE. IT'S JUST THAT I'M STARVING",
	"WELL, YOU SEE. I WAS THE DRUNKARD OF THE VILLAGE, JUST KEEPING UP WITH THE FAMILY TRADITION, YOU KNOW? ONE NIGHT DRASCULA KIDNAPPED ME TO TAKE MY ORGANS AWAY",
	"SINCE ALCOHOL STILL KEEPS ME QUITE YOUNG, I'M HERE LIKE A SCRAP YARD. EVERYTIME HE NEEDS SOMETHING FOR THE MONSTER HE IS MAKING, HE COMES AND TAKES IT FROM ME",
	"IT HURT AT FIRST, BUT I DON'T CARE ANYMORE",
	"I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS IT'S HIS GRADUATE PROJECT",
	"I'M DESIDERIO, AND I CAN HELP YOU IN ANYTHING YOU NEED",
	"THE TRUTH IS THAT I DON'T REALLY FEEL LIKE IT, BUT THANKS VERY MUCH ANYWAY SIR",
	"YEAH, IT'S YOU",
	"WHY DO ALL ADVENTURE GAMES END UP WITH A SUNRISE OR A SUNSET?",
	"DO ALL THESE NAMES BELONG TO THE CREATORS OF THE GAME?",
	"AREN'T THEY ASHAMED TO BE SEEN BY EVERYBODY?",
	"JESUS, THAT EMILIO DE PAZ IS EVERYWHERE!!",
	"REALLY?",
	"YES",
	"WELL, DON'T MAKE A FUSS ABOUT IT",
	"HEY WEREWOLF, BY THE WAY...",
	"DIDN'T YOU FALL OFF A WINDOW AND GOT BADLY HURT",
	"IF AT LEAST IT WASN'T ALWAYS THE SAME ONES...",
	"HE'S BEEN OUT FOUR TIMES ALREADY",
	"I'D LIKE TO BE A MODEL",
	"ALL RIGHT, AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?",
},
{
	"",
	"EO, USTED",
	"\255QUE MUERTO NI OCHO CUARTOS!",
	"ESTOY VIVO, LO QUE PASA ES QUE YO PASO HAMBRE, \250SABE USTED? ",
	"PUES VERA, SE\201\245OR. YO ERA EL BORRACHO DEL PUEBLO, DIGNO SUCESOR DE UNA FAMILIA DE ILUSTRES BORRACHUZOS, Y UNA NOCHE DRASCULA ME SECUESTRO PARA ROBARME LOS ORGANOS",
	"RESULTA QUE COMO ME CONSERVO EN ALCOHOL, ME TIENE AQUI EN PLAN DESSGUACE. CADA VEZ QUE NECESITA ALGO PARA EL MONSTRUO QUE ESTA CREANDO VIENE Y ME LO COGE",
	"AL PRINCIPIO ME DOLIA, NO CREA, PERO YA ME DA IGUAL",
	"NO SE, SERA SU PROYECTO DE FIN DE CARRERA",
	"MI NOMBRE ES DESIDERIO, PARA SERVIRLE A USTED",
	"PUES LA VERDAD ES QUE NO TENGO MUCHA GANA, PERO MUCHAS GRACIAS DE TODAS MANERAS, SE\201\245OR",
	"SI, TU MISMO",
	"\250POR QUE TODOS LOS JUEGOS DE AVENTURAS TERMINAN CON UN AMANECER O UNA PUESTA DE SOL? ",
	"\250Y TODOS ESTOS NOMBRES SON DE LOS QUE HAN HECHO EL JUEGO?",
	"\250Y NO LES DA VERG����ENZA SALIR Y QUE LOS VEA TODO EL MUNDO?",
	"JOLIN, NO HACE MAS QUE SALIR \"EMILIO DE PAZ\" ",
	"\250DE VERDAD?",
	"SI",
	"PUES NO ES PARA TANTO",
	"POR CIERTO HOMBRE LOBO...",
	"... \250NO CAISTE POR UNA VENTANA Y TE HICISTE POLVO?",
	"SI AL MENOS NO FUESEN SIEMPRE LOS MISMOS",
	"ESE YA HA SALIDO CUATRO VECES",
	"ME GUSTARIA SER MODELO",
	"YA, \250Y TU QUE VAS A HACER?",
}
};


const char *_texti[][33] = {
{
	"",
	"MASTER, I THINK THIS IS NOT WORKING",
	"I AM POSITIVE, MASTER",
	"I'M SORRY MASTER",
	"ARE YOU GOING TO BRING HERE ANOTHER CRAZY SCIENTIST? I'LL TELL YOU THAT THE LABORATORY IS ALREADY PACKED UP, AND BESIDES, THEY'RE ALL OUT OF DATE",
	"HUSH MASTER, THE FEMINIST COULD HEAR YOU",
	"DAMNED IT!",
	"I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU SO SOON, MASTER",
	"QUITE BAD MASTER. THERE MUST BE SOME PROBLEMS WITH THE SATELLITE AND I JUST CAN'T RECEIVE ANYTHING. BESIDES THERE ARE SOME INTERFERENCES BECAUSE OF THE STORM",
	"WHAT DO I KNOW, MASTER?",
	"YES, MY MASTER",
	"MASTER",
	"DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IS IT?",
	"WHAT? OH, THAT SCARED ME!. YOU ARE THE \"NIGHT-CLEANING GUY\", RIGHT?",
	"I'M IGOR, THE VALET. YOU CAN START WITH THE BALL ROOM. THERE'S BEEN A SUPER NATURAL ORGY YESTERDAY AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT",
	"IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, JUST BUY IT",
	"IT'S THE TAX RETURN APPLICATION FORM, CAN'T YOU SEE IT?",
	"NEITHER DO I. FIRST OF ALL THE NUMBERS ARE VERY SMALL AND ALSO I CAN'T SEE MUCH AT THIS DISTANCE.",
	"NO WAY! THEY MAKE ME LOOK UGLY",
	"OH, WELL. IT'S JUST LIKE A CRAZY PARTY THAT THE MASTER ORGANIZES WITH HIS FRIENDS EACH TIME SOME IDIOT COMES ALONG TRYING TO KILL HIM",
	"THEY TAKE HIS EYES OUT. THEN, POUR SOME LEMON JUICE SO THAT IT ITCHES TO DEATH, AND THEN...",
	"NO",
	"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY NOT? DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?",
	"YES, IT'S WINTER",
	"SEE YOU LATER",
	"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!",
	"WELL, THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TODAY. I'M GOING TO HAVE SUPPER",
	"MAN, I ALWAYS FORGET TO LOCK IT, RIGHT?",
	"THE HELL WITH IT!",
	"WHAT? OH, YOU SCARED ME MASTER, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ASLEEP",
	"OH, BY THE WAY, I TOOK THE LIVING-ROOM KEYS SO THAT YOU CAN WATCH THE EARLY MORNING CARTOONS WITHOUT WAKING ME UP",
	"YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER COLD MASTER? DAMN IT! I TOLD YOU TO GET SOME HEATING IN HERE...",
	"ALL RIGHT, JUST TAKE YOUR ASPIRIN AND GO TO BED TO SWEAT FOR A WHILE. GOOD NIGHT",
},
{
	"",
	"MAESTRO, CREO QUE ESTO NO RULA",
	"ESTOY SEGURISIMO, MAESTRO...",
	"LO SIENTO, MAESTRO",
	"\250VA A TRAER OTRO DE CIENTIFICO LOCO? LE ADVIERTO QUE TENEMOS EL LABORATORIO LLENO Y ESTAN TODOS CADUCADOS",
	"CALLE, MAESTRO, QUE COMO LE OIGAN LAS FEMINISTAS",
	"HAY QUE JOROBARSE",
	"\255MAESTRO! \255NO LE ESPERABA TAN PRONTO!",
	"MAL MAESTRO, DEBE HABER PROBLEMAS CON EL SATELITE Y NO CONSIGO SINTONIZAR LA IMAGEN. ADEMAS LA TORMENTA PRODUCE INTERFERENCIAS",
	"\250Y A MI QUE ME CUENTA, MAESTRO?",
	"SI, MAESTRO",
	"MAESTRO",
	"\250SABE LA HORA QUE ES?",
	"\250EH? \255AH, QUE SUSTO ME HAS DADO! TU ERES EL DE \"LIMPIEZA NOCTURNA\"\250NO?",
	"YO SOY IGOR, EL MAYORDOMO. PUEDES EMPEZAR POR EL SALON DE BAILE. AYER HUBO ORGIA SOBRENATURAL Y ESTA HECHO UNA MIERDA",
	"SI NECESITAS ALGO, LO COMPRAS",
	"LA DECLARACION DE LA RENTA \250ES QUE NO LO VES?",
	"PUES YO TAMPOCO, PORQUE ENTRE QUE LOS NUMEROS SON MUY CHICOS, Y YO QUE NO VEO BIEN DE LEJOS...",
	"\255NI HABLAR! ME HACEN PARECER FEO",
	"BAH, ES UN FESTORRO QUE SE MONTA EL MAESTRO CON SUS COLEGAS CADA VEZ QUE LLEGA ALGUN IMBECIL QUERIENDO ACABAR CON EL",
	"PRIMERO LE SACAN LOS OJOS; LUEGO LE ECHAN ZUMO DE LIMON PARA QUE LE ESCUEZA; DESPUES...",
	"NO",
	"\250COMO QUE POR QUE NO? \250TU HAS VISTO LA HORA QUE ES?",
	"EN INVIERNO, SI",
	"HASTA LUEGO",
	"\255NI SE TE OCURRA!",
	"BUENO, POR HOY YA VALE. ME VOY A CENAR",
	"\255Y QUE SIEMPRE SE ME OLVIDA CERRAR CON LLAVE!",
	"\255HAY QUE JOROBARSE!",
	"\250EH? \255AH! QUE SUSTO ME HA DADO, MAESTRO. CREIA QUE ESTABA DURMIENDO",
	"AH, POR CIERTO, TOME LAS LLAVES DE LA SALA DE ESTAR Y ASI NO ME MOLESTA MA\201\245ANA TEMPRANO SI QUIERE VER LOS DIBUJOS",
	"\250QUE, YA SE HA RESFRIADO OTRA VEZ, MAESTRO? HAY QUE JOROBARSE. SI SE LO TENGO DICHO, QUE PONGA CALEFACCION... ",
	"BUENO, TOMESE UNA PASTILLA DE ACIDOACETIL SALICILICO Y HALA, A SUDAR. BUENAS NOCHES",
}
};


const char *_textl[][32] = {
{
	"",
	"ARE YOU GOING TO LET OURSELVES BE GUIDED BY PRIMITIVE INSTINCTS JUST BECAUSE WE BELONG TO DIFFERENT RACES AND THE SOCIAL SITUATION IS TELLING US TO DO SO?",
	"AREN'T WE TIED BY SENSE WHICH IS THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPON AS WELL AS THE MOST PRECIOUS GIFT?",
	"OH, IF WE ALL LET OUR THOUGHTS GUIDE OUR WAY IN LIFE WITHOUT LEAVING SOME ROOM FOR FEELINGS WHICH LET OUR PRE-EVOLUTIVE INSTINCTS COME OUT!",
	"ANSWER ME, EPHEMERAL CREATURE. WOULDN'T WE ALL BE HAPPIER WITH THOSE EMOTIONAL BOUNDINGS?",
	"YOU ARE NOT GETTING THROUGH",
	"THIS IS A VERY CLEAR EXAMPLE, YOU SEE?: YOU WANT TO GET THROUGH AND GO AHEAD WITH YOUR ADVENTURE, AND I WON'T LET YOU DO THAT",
	"WILL THAT BE A CONTROVERSIAL POINT BETWEEN US THAT HAVE JUST MET?",
	"WELL THEN",
	"WELL, THAT DEPENDS ON WHAT WE TAKE A RELATIONSHIP FOR. SOME AUTHORS DEFEND...",
	"PUKE! HUNTING AS A WAY TO SURVIVE IS AN INCOMPATIBLE ARCHAIC THING FOR A SUPERIOR BEING LIKE ME. BESIDES, I'VE BECOME A VEGETARIAN",
	"IT JUST HAPPENS THAT I WAS ACTUALLY EATING A GUY AND I STARTED TO BETHINK AND GET TO THE ABOVE MENTIONED THOUGHT",
	"IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO QUIT OLD HABITS BUT AT LEAST MY IRASCIBLE SOUL BIT UP THE CONCUPISCIBLE ONE, AND EVER SINCE, I'VE NEVER EATEN MEAT AGAIN",
	"NOT EVEN THE PLEASURE OF SUCKING UP THE BONE, FEELING THE TASTE OF THE SKIN AND THAT SWEET TASTE OF MARROW...THAT JUST TAKES YOU TO HEAVENLY PLACES",
	"IT DOESN'T REALLY GET TO ME AT ALL",
	"WHAT?",
	"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, YOU EPHEMERAL CREATURE",
	"I'M NOT INTERESTED",
	"I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE OTHER GAMES, BUT WE COULD USE THIS BEAUTIFUL SCREEN",
	"",
	"I'D CARE...",
	"NO. IT'S JUST THE SON, THE FATHER, THE GRANDFATHER AND A FRIEND, WHO ARE CALLED LIKE THAT",
	"BUT, IT IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE THE GAME WAS MADE BY FIVE PEOPLE",
	"THESE ARE PROMISING GUYS",
	"THAT'S A GOOD ONE! A GOOD ONE!",
	"PLEASE, CALL ME CONSTANTINO",
	"IT WASN'T ME MAN. IT WAS \"EL COYOTE\", MY TWIN",
	"JESUS, THESE ARE REALLY LONG CREDIT TITLES",
	"I STOPPED COUNTING A LONG TIME AGO",
	"WHAT WILL BECOME OF YOU NOW, DESIDERIO?",
	"BUT, YOU SHOULD LOSE SOME WEIGHT",
	"I'LL JUST RETIRE TO THE TIBET AND THINK ABOUT THE MEANING OF LIFE",
},
{
	"",
	"UN MOMENTO. \250SOLO PORQUE PERTENECEMOS A RAZAS DISTINTAS Y LA SOCIEDAD DICE QUE SEREMOS ENEMIGOS VAMOS A DEJARNOS LLEVAR POR NUESTROS MAS PRIMITIVOS INSTINTOS?",
	"\250ACASO NO NOS UNE LA RAZON, ELARMA MAS PODEROSA Y, A LA VEZ, EL DON MAS PRECIADO QUE TENEMOS?",
	"\255AH, SI EL ENTENDIMIENTO GUIARA NUESTROS PASOS POR LA VIDA SIN DEJAR SITIO A LOS SENTIMIENTOS, QUE AFLORAN NUESTRAS INCLINACIONES PRE-EVOLUTIVAS!",
	"\250NO CREES QUE SERIAMOS MAS DICHOSOS SIN ESAS ATADURAS EMOCIONALES? CONTESTA EFIMERA CRIATURA",
	"NO PASAS",
	"\250VES? ESTE ES UN CLARO EJEMPLO: TU QUIERES PASAR Y CONTINUAR TU AVENTURA Y YO NO PUEDO PERMITIRLO",
	"\250HA DE SER ESE MOTIVO SUFICIENTE DE CONFLICTO ENTRE NOSOTROS, QUE NO NOS CONOCEMOS DE NADA?",
	"PUES ESO",
	"BUENO, ESO DEPENDE DE LO QUE ENTENDAMOS POR RELACION. ALGUNOS AUTORES DEFIENDEN...",
	"AGGG. LA CAZA COMO MEDIO DE SUBSISTENCIA ES UNA ACTIVIDAD ARCAICA INCOMPATIBLE CON UNA NATURALEZA SUPERIOR COMO LA MIA. Y ADEMAS ME HE VUELTO VEGETARIANO",
	"RESULTA QUE ESTABA COMIENDOME A UN TIO Y ME PUSE A REFLEXIONAR. LLEGUE A LA CONCLUSION ANTES MECIONADA",
	"ME COSTO MUCHO DEJAR LOS HABITOS DESDE TANTO TIEMPO ADQUIRIDOS, PERO POR FIN MI ALMA IRASCIBLE VENCIO A LA CONCUPISCIBLE Y NO HE VUELTO A PROBAR LA CARNE",
	"NI SIQUIERA EL PLACER QUE SUPONE UN HUESO, CON EL JUGO DE LA PIEL ENTRE SUS POROS Y ESE SABOR QUE TE TRANSPORTA A LUGARES REMOTOS PARADISIACOS...",
	"NI SIQUIERA ME AFECTA. PARA NADA, DE VERDAD",
	"\250EL QUE?",
	"NO SE DE QUE ME HABLAS, EFIMERA CRIATURA",
	"NO ME INTERESA",
	"LOS DEMAS JUEGOS, NO SE, PERO ESTE PARA APROVECHAR ESTA PANTALLA TAN BONITA",
	"",
	"A MI SI ME DARIA",
	"NO, ES QUE SON EL ABUELO, EL PADRE, EL HIJO, Y UN AMIGO QUE SE LLAMA ASI",
	"NO, PERO ES QUE SI NO VA A PARECER QUE HAN HECHO EL JUEGO ENTRE CINCO",
	"ESTOS CHICOS PROMETEN",
	"\255ESE ES BUENO, ESE ES BUENO!",
	"LLAMAME CONSTANTINO",
	"NO ERA YO, HOMBRE. ERA MI DOBLE, EL COYOTE",
	"VAYA, QUE CREDITOS MAS LARGOS",
	"YO YA PERDI LA CUENTA",
	"BUENO DESIDERIO, \250Y QUE VA A SER DE TI AHORA?",
	"PERO TENDRIAS QUE ADELGAZAR",
	"ME RETIRARE AL TIBEL A REFLEXIONAR SOBRE EL SENTIDO DE LA VIDA",
}
};

const char *_textp[][20] = {
{
	"",
	"HI",
	"YES SIR. IT'S BEAUTIFUL",
	"NO, NO. HE WON'T DO IT",
	"ALL RIGHT THEN",
	"REALLY?",
	"SO?",
	"I'M SORRY. THE PIANIST UNION TRADE DOESN'T ALLOW ME TO SAVE GIRLS FROM VAMPIRES' CLUTCHES",
	"IF SHE HAD BEEN  KIDNAPPED BY THE WEREWOLF...",
	"I CAN ONLY PLAY THIS SONG",
	"I'M A CONSERVATOIRE PIANIST AND THE BARTENDER WON'T BUY MORE SCORES FOR ME",
	"OH GOD, I REALLY LOVE CLASSIC MUSIC!",
	"IT'S BECAUSE I'M WEARING EAR-PLUGS",
	"IT'S BECAUSE I CAN LIP-READ",
	"NOOO",
	"NO! I'M NOT TAKING THIS ANY LONGER!",
	"NO WAYYYYY!",
	"WHAT? OF COURSE I'M INTERESTED",
	"THANKS GOD! I CAN PLAY A DIFFERENT SONG NOW!",
	"I GUESS YOU CAN KEEP MY EAR-PLUGS",
},
{
	"",
	"HOLA",
	"BONITA. SI SE\201\245OR",
	"NO QUE NO LO HACE",
	"PUES VALE",
	"\250SI?",
	"\250Y?",
	"LO SIENTO. EL SINDICATO DE PIANISTAS NO ME PERMITE RESCATAR CHICAS DE LAS GARRAS DE LOS VAMPIROS",
	"SI LA HUBIERA RAPTADO UN HOMBRE LOBO...",
	"NO PUEDO TOCAR MAS QUE ESTA CANCION",
	"ES QUE SOY PIANISTA DE CONSERVATORIO Y EL TABERNERO NO COMPRA MAS PARTITURAS",
	"\255CON LO QUE A MI ME GUSTA LA MUSICA CLASICA!",
	"PORQUE LLEVO TAPONES EN LOS OIDOS",
	"PORQUE LEO LOS LABIOS",
	"NOOO",
	"\255QUE NO! \255QUE NO ME AGUANTO!",
	"\255QUE NOOOOOO!",
	"\250QUE? CLARO QUE ME INTERESA",
	"AHORA PODRE TOCAR OTRA CANCION \255QUE ALIVIO!",
	"SUPONGO QUE TE PUEDES QUEDAR CON MIS TAPONES",
}
};


const char *_textt[][25] = {
{
	"",
	"WHAT HAPPENS, WHAT'S THE MATTER?",
	"OK. ROOM 512. UPSTAIRS. THE KEY IS ON THE DOOR",
	"COUNT DRASCULA!!?",
	"NO, NOTHING. THAT GUY HAS A BAD REPUTATION OVER HERE",
	"WELL, THERE ARE ALL KINDS OF STORIES GOING AROUND ABOUT HIM, SOME SAY HE IS A VAMPIRE WHO KIDNAPS PEOPLE TO SUCK UP THEIR BLOOD",
	"HOWEVER, SOME OTHERS SAY THAT HE IS JUST AN ORGAN-DEALER AND THAT IS THE REASON WHY THERE ARE BODY PARTS ALL OVER THE PLACE",
	"BUT OF COURSE, THOSE ARE JUST RUMORS. HE'S PROBABLY BOTH THINGS. BY THE WAY, WHY DO YOU WANT TO MEET HIM?",
	"NO, FORGET IT. I'M REALLY BUSY...",
	"WELL, OK. BUT JUST BECAUSE I WANT TO DO IT, NOT BECAUSE YOU TELL ME TO",
	"THEY'RE WINNING",
	"LEAVE ME ALONE, ALL RIGHT?",
	"OF COURSE. I'M NOT BLIND",
	"THE TRADITION IN THIS VILLAGE IS TO FORGET ALL HARD FEELINGS WHENEVER THERE IS A GAME, SO AS TO CHEER UP THE LOCAL TEAM",
	"AND PLEASE, SHUT UP FOR GOD'S SAKE. I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING!",
	"COME ON, LEAVE ME ALONE AND DON'T BOTHER ME ANYMORE",
	"IT HAS JUST STARTED! AND SHUT UP!",
	"OK, OK, I THOUGHT SOMETHING WAS GOING ON",
	"IT DOESN'T MATTER, ANYWAY. SHE'LL PROBABLY BE DEAD BY NOW",
	"HE JUST STARTED PLAYING CLASSIC MUSIC, AND I COULDN'T STAND IT",
	"SINCE I'M PAYING HIM FOR PLAYING WHATEVER I WISH, I JUST FIRED HIM",
	"AND THEN, HE GOT FRESH WITH ME. JESUS!, HE LOOKED SO NICE AND INNOCENT...WHAT A HYPOCRITE!",
	"BY THE WAY, BE CAREFUL BECAUSE I JUST WAXED THE FLOOR",
	"SHUT UP! WE'RE WATCHING THE GAME!",
	"OH, COME ON! TAKE IT!",
},
{
	"",
	"\250QUE PASA, QUE PASA?",
	"DE ACUERDO. HABITACION 512. SUBIENDO POR LAS ESCALERAS. LA LLAVE ESTA EN LA PUERTA",
	"\255\250 EL CONDE DRASCULA ?!",
	"NO, NADA. ESE TIPO TIENE MALA FAMA POR AQUI",
	"BUENO, CORREN VARIOS RUMORES SOBRE EL. ALGUNOS DICEN QUE ES UN VAMPIRO Y VA SECUESTRANDO GENTE PARA CHUPARLES LA SANGRE",
	"CLARO, QUE OTROS OPINAN QUE SOLO ES UN TRAFICANTE DE ORGANOS, Y POR ESO APARECE GENTE DESCUARTIZADA POR LOS ALREDEDORES",
	"POR SUPUESTO SON SOLO RUMORES. LO MAS PROBABLE ES QUE SEA LAS DOS COSAS. POR CIERTO, \250PARA QUE QUIERE USTED VER A ESE TIPO?",
	"NO DEJELO, QUE ES QUE TENGO MUCHO QUE HACER...",
	"BUENO VALE, PERO PORQUE QUIERO YO, NO PORQUE LO DIGAS TU",
	"VAN GANANDO",
	"DEJAME EN PAZ, \250VALE?",
	"PUES CLARO, NO SOY CIEGO",
	"ES TRADICION EN EL PUEBLO QUE CUANDO HAY PARTIDO SE OLVIDAN RENCORES PARA ANIMAR A LA SELECCION",
	"Y CALLATE YA DE UNA VEZ, QUE NO ME DEJAS OIR",
	"ANDA, DEJAME EN PAZ Y NO MOLESTES",
	"\255ACABA DE EMPEZAR! \255Y CALLATE!",
	"AH, BUENO. CREIA QUE PASABA ALGO",
	"NO, SI ES IGUAL. A ESTAS HORAS YA ESTARA MUERTA",
	"ES QUE SE PUSO A TOCAR MUSICA CLASICA Y YO NO LA AGUANTO",
	"Y COMO YO LE PAGO PARA QUE TOQUE LO QUE YO QUIERO, PUES LE HE ECHADO",
	"Y ENCIMA SE ME PUSO CHULO... \255Y PARECIA UNA MOSQUITA MUERTA!",
	"...POR CIERTO, TENGA CUIDADO. EL SUELO ESTA RECIEN ENCERADO",
	"\255SILENCIO! \255ESTAMOS VIENDO EL PARTIDO!",
	"\255VENGA, ANDA! TOMA.",
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	"",
	"WHO THE HELL IS CALLING AT THIS TIME?",
	"OH, ..OH, NO, NO....I'M...GANIMEDES THE DWARF. PROFESSOR VON BRAUN DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE",
	"NO, I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS !!",
	"GET OUT!!",
	"IT'S TOO LATE NOW, YOU IDIOT!! IT ALWAYS IS",
	"I COULDN'T AGREE MORE",
	"ME, SCARED?",
	"LISTEN HERE, DUDE. YOU'RE RIGHT NOW TALKING TO THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNOWS THE SECRET TO FIGHT AGAINST THE VAMPIRE",
	"YOU NEED TO HAVE SPECIAL SKILLS TO FIGHT AGAINST A VAMPIRE. NOT EVERYBODY CAN DO IT",
	"YOU DON'T HAVE THEM",
	"I'M SURE YOU WOULDN'T BET ALL YOUR MONEY ON IT, HUH?",
	"WELL, ALL RIGHT, COME ON IN",
	"IF YOU REALLY MEAN TO FACE DRASCULA, YOU'VE GOT TO BE ABLE TO TAKE ALL TYPES OF CREAKING AND VAMPIRE-LIKE NOISES",
	"IS THAT CLEAR?",
	"OK, WAIT A MINUTE",
	"STAND IN THE CENTER OF THE ROOM, PLEASE",
	"WHERE DID I PUT THAT RECORD CALLED \"NAILS SCRATCHING THE BLACKBOARD\"?",
	"ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET TO IT",
	"YOU ARE USELESS. YOU SEE...?, JUST LIKE THE REST!!",
	"JUST GIVE ME NOW THE MONEY YOU LOST AND GET OUT OF HERE",
	"AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY READY",
	"WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW?",
	"I HAVE TO ADMIT IT. YOU REALLY GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO FIGHT AGAINST THE VAMPIRES",
	"HEY, TAKE YOUR MONEY. I ADMIT IT WHEN I MAKE A MISTAKE...",
	"LEAVE ME ALONE NOW, I WANT TO GET SOME SLEEP",
	"WHENEVER YOU ARE READY TO FIGHT AGAINST THE VAMPIRES, JUST COME BACK AND I'LL HELP YOU OUT",
	"OH, THAT'S EASY. JUST USING THE LIGHT OF ONE CRUCIFIX IS ENOUGH TO DESTROY HIM",
	"YOU HAVE TO BE EXTRA CAREFUL WITH DRASCULA, HIS FRISISNOTICS POWERS HAVE MADE OF HIM THE MOST POWERFUL VAMPIRE",
	"YOU'D BE LOST IF IT WASN'T FOR THEY...",
	"...BREW!",
	"YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT! I MIGHT HAVE SOME PROBLEMS WITH MY BACK IN THE FUTURE IF I KEEP ON SLEEPING THIS WAY",
	"I UNDERSTAND HE WAS A BETTER OPPONENT THAN ME, BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THAT THE DISCOVERY I MADE ABOUT ANTI-VAMPIRE TECHNIQUES WAS WHAT ACTUALLY PROTECTED ME",
	"I'VE FOUND  THIS IMMUNIZING BREW THAT KEEPS YOU SAFE FROM ANY VAMPIRES' BITE OR AGAINST HIS FRISISNOTICS POWERS",
	"NO, NO, EXCUSE ME. I HAD IT ONCE BUT IT'S VERY DANGEROUS TO HAVE A BREW OF THAT TYPE. CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT COULD HAPPEN IF A VAMPIRE GOT IT?",
	"HE'D BE IMMUNIZED AGAINST GARLIC, THE SUNSHINE LIGHT... SO I HAD TO GET RID OF WHAT I DIN'T USE BY THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD OF THROWING IT IN THE LAVATORY",
	"DON'T WORRY, I REMEMBER EXACTLY HOW TO MAKE THAT BREW",
	"I NEED GARLIC, BUT I ALREADY HAVE THEM. HOWEVER YOU'LL HAVE TO GET ME SOME WAX, BUBBLE GUM AND CIGARETTE PAPER OR PERHAPS A NAPKING OR SOMETHING ALIKE",
	"OH...AND OF COURSE THE MOST IMPORTANT INGREDIENT. LEAVES FROM A VERY STRANGE PLANT CALLED FERNAN",
	"IT'S A CLIMBING PLANT WHICH LEAVES HAVE MAGIC POWERS IF THEY'RE CUT WITH A GOLDEN SICKLE",
	"SO THAT AS SOON AS YOU HAVE THESE FIVE THINGS, JUST COME HERE AND I'LL MAKE THE BREW",
	"YOU'LL BE READY THEN TO FIGHT AGAINST DRASCULA",
	"REMEMBER: WAX, NICOTINE, A PIECE OF BUBBLE GUM, A PAPER AND SOME FERNAN'S LEAVES CUT WITH A GOLDEN SICKLE",
	"I TOLD YOU! IT WAS JUST BECAUSE OF THE BREW!",
	"OH, ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING TO MAKE MYSELF A...THE BREW. JUST A MOMENT, OK?",
	"IT'S A PROTECTING SPELL AGAINST VAMPIRES",
	"I PUT IT THERE IN ORDER TO PRETEND THAT THE SKETCHER DIDN'T FORGET TO DRAW THE WINDOW YOU CAN SEE FROM OUTSIDE",
	"ALL RIGHT, THE FIRST THING YOU MUST KNOW IS THE WAY TO DRASCULA'S CASTLE",
	"THERE IS A CAVERN THAT GETS YOU STRAIGHT FROM THE CASTLE. IGOR, THE CRAZY ELVIS' FUN, TAKES IT TO GET TO THE VILLAGE EACH MORNING",
	"BE CAREFUL THOUGH, THERE IS A VAMPIRE ALWAYS WATCHING OVER IT. YOU'LL HAVE TO GET RID OF HIM",
	"THERE IS  AN OLD WELL RIGHT BY THE CEMETERY CHURCH",
	"IT WAS USED A LONG TIME AGO FOR WITCHCRAFT TRIALS",
	"THEY THREW THE WITCHES IN THE WELL. IF THEY DROWNED THEY WERE REAL WITCHES. IF THEY DIDN'T, THEY WEREN'T",
	"WE THREW ONE ONCE AND SHE DIDN'T DROWN, I GUESS SHE WASN'T A WITCH",
	"ANYWAY. THERE IS YOUR BREW. HOWEVER, I ONLY GOT TO MAKE ENOUGH JUST FOR ONE PERSON",
	"YOU'D BETTER SMOKE IT RIGHT BEFORE YOU FIGHT AGAINST DRASCULA",
	"COME ON, RUN!",
	"OH, JUST EXCUSES...!",
	"ARE YOU JOHN HACKER? I'M DOCTOR VON BRAUN",
	"LISTEN TO ME, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. IT'S ABOUT THE BREW",
	"SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK. I JUST FOUND THIS BOOK ABOUT ANTI-VAMPIRE BREWS WARNING AGAINST MIXING THE JOINT WITH ANY ALCOHOLIC DRINK BEFORE YOU",
	"ALCOHOL REACTS WHEN MIXED WITH BREW, SO THAT IT CANCELS OUT ITS EFFECTS JUST IN A FEW SECONDS",
	"I'M SORRY, BUT I HAVE TO HANG UP RIGHT NOW. THE POLICE IS LOOKING FOR ME, THEY THINK I'M A PUSHER. STUPIDS!. ANYWAY, BYE AND GOOD LUCK SAVING THE WORLD!",
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	"",
	"\250QUIEN DIABLOS LLAMA A ESTAS HORAS?",
	"EH... NO, NO. YO SOY EL ENANO GANIMEDES... EL PROFESOR VON BRAUN YA... YA NO VIVE AQUI",
	"\255NO, NO SE DONDE ESTA!",
	"\255QUE TE VAYAS! ",
	"IMBECIL. YA ES DEMASIADO TARDE, SIEMPRE LO ES",
	"ESTOY TOTALMENTE DE ACUERDO",
	"\250YO MIEDO?",
	"ENTERATE CHAVAL: ESTAS HABLANDO CON EL UNICO QUE CONOCE EL SECRETO PARA ENFRENTARSE A LOS VAMPIROS",
	"NO TODO EL MUNDO ES CAPAZ DE LUCHAR CON UN VAMPIRO. HAY QUE TENER UNAS CUALIDADES ESPECIALES",
	"NO LAS TIENES",
	"\250TE APUESTAS TODO TU DINERO A QUE NO?",
	"ESTA BIEN. PASA",
	"SI DE VERDAD ERES CAPAZ DE ENFRENTARTE A DRASCULA, DEBER PODER SOPORTAR TODOS LOS RUIDOS CHIRRIANTES Y VAMPIRICOS",
	"\250QUEDA CLARO?",
	"DE ACUERDO. ESPERA UN MOMENTO",
	"POR FAVOR, PONTE EN EL CENTRO DE LA HABITACION",
	"VEAMOS. \250DONDE HE PUESTO EL DISCO ESTE DE \"U\201\245AS ARRASCANDO UNA PIZARRA\"?",
	"MUY BIEN. VAMOS ALLA",
	"\250VES? ERES UN INUTIL, COMO TODOS LOS DEMAS",
	"AHORA DAME EL DINERO QUE HAS PERDIDO Y VETE DE AQUI",
	"Y NO VUELVAS HASTA QUE NO ESTES PREPARADO DEL TODO",
	"\250Y QUE ES LO QUE QUIERES TU AHORA?",
	"HE DE RECONOCERLO... TIENES APTITUDES PARA LUCHAR CON LOS VAMPIROS",
	"POR CIERTO, TOMA TU DINERO. SE CUANDO ME HE EQUIVOCADO",
	"AHORA VETE, QUE QUIERO DORMIR UN POCO",
	"CUANDO ESTES DISPUESTO A ENFRENTARTE A ALGUN VAMPIRO, VUELVE Y TE AYUDARE EN LO QUE PUEDA",
	"OH, ESO ES FACIL. LA LUZ DEL SOL O UN CRUCIFIJO Y LE HACES POLVO",
	"CON EL QUE DEBES PONER ESPECIAL CUIDADO ES CON DRASCULA. SUS PODERES FRISISHNOSTICOS LE HACEN EL MAS PODEROSO DE LOS VAMPIROS",
	"ESTARIAS PERDIDO A NO SER POR LA...",
	"...\255POCION!",
	"OH, CLARO. TIENES RAZON, SI SIGO DURMIENDO ASI A LO MEJOR TENGO PROBLEMAS DE COLUMNA CUANDO SEA VIEJO",
	"BUENO, ADMITO QUE RESULTO MEJOR ADVERSARIO QUE YO, PERO MI PRINCIPAL HALLAZGO EN EL ESTUDIO DE TECNICAS ANTI-VAMPIROS FUE LO QUE ME CUBRIO LAS ESPALDAS",
	"DESCUBRI UNA POCION DE INMUNIDAD. TE HACE INVULNERABLE ANTE CUALQUIER MORDEDURA DE VAMPIRO, O A SUS PODERES FRSISSHNOTICOS",
	"NO, PERDONA LA TUVE EN SU DIA, PERO UNA POCION DE ESAS CARACTERISTICAS ES PELIGROSA. IMAGINATE SI CAYERA EN MANOS DE UN VAMPIRO",
	"LE HARIA INMUNE A LOS AJOS, A LA LUZ DEL SOL... ASI QUE TUVE QUE DESHACERME DE LO QUE NO USE POR EL CIENTIFICO METODO DE TIRARLO A LA TAZA DEL WATER",
	"TRANQUILO, ME ACUERDO PERFECTAMENTE DE COMO PREPARAR ESA POCION ",
	"NECESITO AJOS, QUE DE ESO YA TENGO, PERO ME TENDRAS QUE CONSEGUIR ALGO DE CERA, NICOTINA, UN CHICLE, Y UN PAPEL DE FUMAR, O UNA SERVILLETA, O ALGO PARECIDO",
	"\255AH! Y POR SUPUESTO, EL INGREDIENTE PRINCIPAL: UNAS HOJAS DE UNA EXTRA\201\245A PLANTA LLAMADA FERNAN",
	"SE TRATA DE UNA PLANTA ENREDADERA CUYAS HOJAS PROPORCIONAN PODERES MAGICOS SI SE CORTAN CON UNA HOZ DE ORO",
	"PUES YA SABES, EN CUANTO TENGAS ESAS CINCO COSAS ME LAS TRAES Y TE PREPARARE LA POCION",
	"DESPUES ESTARAS LISTO PARA LUCHAR CON DRASCULA",
	"RECUERDA: CERA, NICOTINA, UN CHICLE, UN PAPEL Y UNAS HOJAS DE FERNAN, LA PLANTA, CORTADAS CON UNA HOZ DE ORO",
	"\255YA TE LO HE DICHO! FUE TODO GRACIAS A LA POCION",
	"AH, MUY BIEN. VOY ENTONCES A PREPARARME EL PO... LA POCION. SOLO TARDO UN MOMENTO",
	"ES UN SORTILEGIO DE PROTECCION CONTRA VAMPIROS",
	"LO PUSE PARA DISIMULAR QUE EL DIBUJANTE SE OLVIDO DE PONER LA VENTANA QUE SE VE DESDE FUERA",
	"BUENO, LO PRIMERO QUE DEBES SABER ES COMO SE VA AL CASTILLO DRASCULA",
	"HAY UNA GRUTA QUE LLEVA DIRECTAMENTE AL CASTILLO Y QUE ESE LOCO FAN DE ELVIS, IGOR, USA PARA BAJAR AL PUEBLO POR LAS MA\201\245ANAS",
	"PERO TEN CUIDADO, SIEMPRE ESTA PROTEGIDA POR UN VAMPIRO. TENDRAS QUE LIBRARTE DE EL",
	"HAY UN VIEJO POZO AL LADO DE LA CAPILLA DEL CEMENTERIO",
	"SE USABA ANTIGUAMENTE PARA JUZGAR CASOS DE BRUJERIA",
	"SE TIRABA A LAS BRUJAS AL POZO. SI SE HUNDIAN ERAN BRUJAS. SI NO, NO",
	"UNA VEZ TIRAMOS A UNA Y NO SE HUNDIO, ASI QUE NO SERIA BRUJA",
	"A LO QUE VAMOS: TOMA TU POCION, PERO SOLO ME HA DADO PARA UNO",
	"LO MEJOR ES QUE TE LO FUMES JUSTO ANTES DE ENFRENTARTE A DRASCULA",
	"CORRE",
	"\255EXCUSAS!",
	"\250JOHN HACKER? SOY EL DOCTOR VON BRAUN",
	"ESCUCHEME, ES MUY IMPORTANTE. ES SOBRE LA POCION",
	"ME HE ENCONTRADO UN LIBRO SOBRE POCIONES Y DICE QUE NO DEBE USTED BEBER ALCOHOL UNA VEZ SE HAYA FUMADO LA POCION",
	"EL ALCOHOL INGERIDO REACCIONA CON LAS SUSTANCIAS DE LA POCION Y ANULA SUS EFECTOS EN DECIMAS DE SEGUNDO",
	"TENGO QUE COLGAR. LA POLICIA ME BUSCA. DICEN QUE TRAFICO CON DROGAS \255IGNORANTES! BUENO, ADIOS Y SUERTE SALVANDO AL MUNDO",
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	"A long time ago, it seems that Drascula killed Von Braun's wife, and then, as he intended to face the count, Von Braun started to investigate all he found vampires.",
	"When he thought he was ready, he came up to the castle and had a very violent encounter with Drascula.",
	"Nobody knows exactly what happened there. Although Von Braun lost, Drascula could not kill him.",
	"Von Braun felt humiliated by his defect, run away from the castle and has never dared to face Drascula ever again.",
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} // End of namespace Drascula